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BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

i will trade my entire team for a cheeseburger
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Here's how I feel: baseball sucks.

Pitchers suck, hitters suck, catchers suck, outfielders suck, infielders suck. Guys who play the bases suck. Guys who run the bases suck. Stolen bases suck. And the bases themselves suck. Starting pitchers suck. Relief pitchers suck. Situational pitchers suck. Wins suck. Holds suck. Saves suck. WHIP sucks. That left-hander that's 57 and faces 12 batters a year? He sucks. Pitch counts suck. Pitch charting sucks. And pitches suck.

Singles suck. Doubles suck. Triples suck. Homers suck. Hit-and-runs suck. Double steals suck. First to third with one out sucks. Sacrifice flies suck. Sacrifice bunts suck. Sacrifices in general suck, unless we're killing my fantasy players. Walks suck. Balks suck. In-game manager talk sucks. Bats suck. Hats suck. Pitching coaches with tats suck. Hitting for average sucks. Hitting for power sucks. Situational hitting sucks. Hitting batters sucks, unless it puts my worthless pube-snorters on the DL.
 
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Here's how I feel: baseball sucks.

Pitchers suck, hitters suck, catchers suck, outfielders suck, infielders suck. Guys who play the bases suck. Guys who run the bases suck. Stolen bases suck. And the bases themselves suck. Starting pitchers suck. Relief pitchers suck. Situational pitchers suck. Wins suck. Holds suck. Saves suck. WHIP sucks. That left-hander that's 57 and faces 12 batters a year? He sucks. Pitch counts suck. Pitch charting sucks. And pitches suck.

Singles suck. Doubles suck. Triples suck. Homers suck. Hit-and-runs suck. Double steals suck. First to third with one out sucks. Sacrifice flies suck. Sacrifice bunts suck. Sacrifices in general suck, unless we're killing my fantasy players. Walks suck. Balks suck. In-game manager talk sucks. Bats suck. Hats suck. Pitching coaches with tats suck. Hitting for average sucks. Hitting for power sucks. Situational hitting sucks. Hitting batters sucks, unless it puts my worthless pube-snorters on the DL.

What about the new base size?
 
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Here's how I feel: baseball sucks.

Pitchers suck, hitters suck, catchers suck, outfielders suck, infielders suck. Guys who play the bases suck. Guys who run the bases suck. Stolen bases suck. And the bases themselves suck. Starting pitchers suck. Relief pitchers suck. Situational pitchers suck. Wins suck. Holds suck. Saves suck. WHIP sucks. That left-hander that's 57 and faces 12 batters a year? He sucks. Pitch counts suck. Pitch charting sucks. And pitches suck.

Singles suck. Doubles suck. Triples suck. Homers suck. Hit-and-runs suck. Double steals suck. First to third with one out sucks. Sacrifice flies suck. Sacrifice bunts suck. Sacrifices in general suck, unless we're killing my fantasy players. Walks suck. Balks suck. In-game manager talk sucks. Bats suck. Hats suck. Pitching coaches with tats suck. Hitting for average sucks. Hitting for power sucks. Situational hitting sucks. Hitting batters sucks, unless it puts my worthless pube-snorters on the DL.
I think you should show these guys how much pain you are in by trading me all your good players. That’ll show ‘em!
 
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