WoodyWorshiper said:
I'm really sorry that I offended "Da-Bucks" with my not so "clever" play on his moniker. What a fucking crybaby. What kind of douchebag is it that would come onto a site like this and make a statement that this team is not "top 40." Once again moron, I challenge you to start listing the 39 that are better. In the words of the late, great Rodney Dangerfield in "Caddyshack", "Well, We're Waiting."
I was just pointing out that you are a fucking tool.
I can post like a jackass too, but what purpose does it serve? You're such a fucking idiot that you can't rebute my post about NORTHWESTERN. They aren't in the top 40, yet they are a better team than us on the field.
Here's some statistics, I hope you are able to comprehend them:
In the Big 10:
- We are #8 in Passing offense, but in yardage we are second to last. Only Wisconsin (who passed all over us) is below us in passing yards.
- We have the second worst amount of TDs in the Conference through the air. Only Wisconsin is lower
- We are 10th in Rushing Offense. Only Iowa has less yards.
- We are 8th in Rushing Defense! The thing is, we've only played 1 real running team. Only the perennial Big 10 doormats are below us.
- 9th in Scoring offense. Only Wisconsin and PSU are below us.
- 33rd in nation in Total defense. Our best major stat.
- In Total offense, we rank dead last in the Big 10. <>We are minus 5 in turnover margin. Of course we are dead last in the big 10 in that category too.
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So tell me assclown, instead of playing pointless games of naming who's better and you being a stupid fuckwad and saying "oh we'd beat that team", how about you tell me what our record will be and where that will place us in the final rankings.
Look at it this way, we were very lucky to beat Marshall. Army put up much more impressive numbers against Cinci and that was their first win in 20 games. We were lucky to send NU to overtime, and against Wisconsin our impressive 2nd half adjustments managed us -0- points and negative rushing yards. That is not a sign of a top 40 team.
Our statistics state we have a manageable defense against some fairly poor offensive teams, and the worst offense in the conference and 97th nationally.
Now, I'm sure that you, being a flaming fuckwit, will come up with a short and meanial comeback with no basis in logic. I'm not going to play a retarded "name the teams game", it will only result in meaningless conjecture.
But looking at our schedule with the strength of the opponents and how "well" we're playing - a 6-5 team is a very realistic possibility. Do you disagree? What do you think a 6-5 team should be ranked? In the top 40?
If we don't DRASTICALLY improve we won't beat:
Iowa
Purdue or
Michigan.
There's 5 losses right there. Now PSU and Michigan State aren't gimmes either. God I hope Indiana is, but they have shown signs of being able to play once in awhile.
In conclusion: You are a definately a fucking tool.
Now bring on the dings.