Big Ten Conference Divisions

[matcar]

You've obviously never been to Happy Valley.

Why would he? So he could get immediately dumber and then have urine bags tossed at him?

 

[Muck]

Why would he?

Man that's a question for anyone who decides to head that way.

 

[Muck]

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

 

[Muck]

For the record it came from *TBTSNBN via Frank The Tank's blog.

*The Board That Shall Not Be Named

 

[DallasHusker]

Nebraska fans are going to be ecstatic at being within a hundred miles of a Starbucks or an Apple Store.

Storefinder results from www.starbucks.com for Lincoln, NE vs. Gainesville, FL:

Lincoln: 32 listed

Gainesville: 24 listed

Storefinder results from www.apple.com for Lincoln NE vs. Gainesville, FL:

Closest store to Gainesville - 81.4 miles away (Jacksonville)

Closest store to Lincoln - 48.4 miles away (Omaha)

So, 'ubet, be careful about those cracks, it can be embarrassing for you.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

So, 'ubet, be careful about those cracks, it can be embarrassing for y'all.

Fixed that for you DH. Mustn't forget to translate into SEC vernacular.

:p

 

[Muck]

Yeah but how many Piggly Wiggly & Winn Dixies are in Lincoln huh Dallas? Answer me that smart guy!

Yeah I thought so.

 

[DallasHusker]

Yeah but how many Piggly Wiggly & Winn Dixies are in Lincoln huh Dallas? Answer me that smart guy!

Yeah I thought so.

Haha! Yeah, 'ubet's school has us beat on those criteria - as well as in prevalence of jorts and NASCAR races. Of course, don't forget that "NASCAR" is just a deep-south redneck mis-pronunciation of "nice car."

 

[Gatorubet]

So, 'ubet, be careful about those cracks, it can be embarrassing for you.

When I said "Nebraska" I meant your state - the grasshopper filled wastelands outside of the oasis of civilization that is Lincoln. :p

And what you say is true, in that there is apparently a Starbucks in freaking North Platte. Comments on the article are great

http://www.yelp.com/biz/starbucks-coffee-north-platte

A shining beacon of comfort on the endless and mind numbing experience that is driving across the state of Nebraska

 

[Gatorubet]

Fixed that for you DH. Mustn't forget to translate into SEC vernacular.

:p

Which one, dammit!

I know a lot of Verns....

 

[jlb1705]

Storefinder results from www.starbucks.com for Lincoln, NE vs. Gainesville, FL:

Lincoln: 32 listed

Gainesville: 24 listed

Storefinder results from www.apple.com for Lincoln NE vs. Gainesville, FL:

Closest store to Gainesville - 81.4 miles away (Jacksonville)

Closest store to Lincoln - 48.4 miles away (Omaha)

So, 'ubet, be careful about those cracks, it can be embarrassing for you.

Ouch. He didn't even have to bust out 62-24.

 

[muffler dragon]

Kum 'N Go.

'nuff said.

 

[NateG]

Only high class cities like Lincoln have a Taco Inn.

What does Gainesville have???


The Buddha Belly/ Tasty Buddha.

You make the call.

 

[Gatorubet]

We have Burrito Brothers. They have Aunt Alma's Fried Lard on a Stick and John Deere Repair.

We win.