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Best and Worst Things in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag.

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Its trick-or-treat night in my neighborhood tonight. I keep on having this same kid ringing my damn doorbell, but he doesn't run away he just stands there and askes if i have any candy, i tell him no and he goes away. But about every 5-10 mins he comes back. I don't have a can of mace, but i have some AXE Body Spray and if he rings my doorbell again his eyes are going to be stinging.


BTW my favorite candy on trick-or-treat was the Milky Way Bars, this one lady used to give out the King Sized bars and i would come back to her house about 4-5 times.
 
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thats assault brother.

tedginn05 said:
Its trick-or-treat night in my neighborhood tonight. I keep on having this same kid ringing my damn doorbell, but he doesn't run away he just stands there and askes if i have any candy, i tell him no and he goes away. But about every 5-10 mins he comes back. I don't have a can of mace, but i have some AXE Body Spray and if he rings my doorbell again his eyes are going to be stinging.
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thats assault. highly illegal.
 
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so, I'm sitting here on the 'puter, and I hear this kid outside saying "I can see him in his chair." didnt think anything of it, till i saw this thread. its trick-or-treat night, and I am "that guy". sorry kids.

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Well the kid just came back about 5 min ago. I looked at him, picked up the can and showed it to him. I said "look you ring my damn doorbell one more time your eyes are going to be burning and I'm going to be in jail". He ran off and i haven't seen him since. I'm not really going to spray him, i'm not that stupid, i might chase him down the street, but i'm not going to jail.
 
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tedginn05 said:
Its trick-or-treat night in my neighborhood tonight. I keep on having this same kid ringing my damn doorbell, but he doesn't run away he just stands there and askes if i have any candy, i tell him no and he goes away. But about every 5-10 mins he comes back. I don't have a can of mace, but i have some AXE Body Spray and if he rings my doorbell again his eyes are going to be stinging.
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teddy... this pretty much sums up how we feel about you. :wink:
 
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tedginn05 said:
Its trick-or-treat night in my neighborhood tonight. I keep on having this same kid ringing my damn doorbell, but he doesn't run away he just stands there and askes if i have any candy, i tell him no and he goes away. But about every 5-10 mins he comes back. I don't have a can of mace, but i have some AXE Body Spray and if he rings my doorbell again his eyes are going to be stinging.


BTW my favorite candy on trick-or-treat was the Milky Way Bars, this one lady used to give out the King Sized bars and i would come back to her house about 4-5 times.
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it truly is remarkable how you outdo yourself with each new post
 
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tedginn05 said:
Well the kid just came back about 5 min ago. I looked at him, picked up the can and showed it to him. I said "look you ring my damn doorbell one more time your eyes are going to be burning and I'm going to be in jail". He ran off and i haven't seen him since. I'm not really going to spray him, i'm not that stupid, i might chase him down the street, but i'm not going to jail.
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Do you feel the need to type damn, shit, or fuck in every one of your posts?
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DT
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:lol:
 
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BB73 said:
Since he's banned again, that's another unanswered question.

I think if the other kid comes back again to TG05's house asking for candy he'll get pepper-sprayed for sure now. :biggrin:
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I took the boys around tonight and they ended up with full size candy bars at one house because the two high school girls who answered the door thought they were so cute.

Teenage girls dig Scooby Doo outfits. Who knew?
 
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