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Be Tibor for a Day: Anonymous Chat Website

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Stranger: 23/boy_italy
You: cool im 23 woman italy

You: whats up

Stranger: good...from?

You: rome

You: u?

Stranger: verona

You: nice nice

Stranger: do we have to speak english the same?

You: yes english

Stranger: ok,no probs..

You: ok

Stranger: how are you?

You: I am good

You: have you ever experienced transgender love before?

Stranger: sto cazzo

Sto Cazzo - 1 definition - Italian slang phrase used while grabbing ones crotch. Literal traslation means "This Dick" or "My Cock".
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: whats up?

You: asl?

Stranger: 24/m/fl

You: 16/f/ut

Stranger: are you in school?

You: There's something you need to know, I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC. We're doing a story on adults who try to meet teens on the internet for sex.

You: Why don't you have a seat over there...

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mross34;1459889; said:
You: does SARS make you a zombie like swine flu?
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You: my girlfriend turned into a zombie
You: but we were only dating for a couple months
You: so im not too upset
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Stranger: is the situation serious in your place?
You: 25% of people are zombies? id say 50% is what you would classify as a "serious situation"
You: but i guess it all depends on a persons perspective
You: ive been know to be pretty optimistic
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:slappy: I'm dying here.
 
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a gem I ran across...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
Stranger: DO YOU PLAY WOW
You: Greetings! Do you wish to embark on a fantastic Text Adventure(tm)?
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: HOW DO I
You: You awake to find yourself in the cargo hold of an aircraft. By the sound of rushing air outside, the plane is rapidly falling. What do you do? Obvious exits: None. You see a small satchel and an unconscious flight attendant.
Stranger: I FUCK HER THEN JUMP OUT THE PLANE
You: The flight attendant was a male and, while he likely enjoyed your efforts, you forgot a parachute.
You: You lose: 0/150 points + 5 surprise secks. Game over.
Stranger: I GO SUPER SAYIAN AND FLY AWAY
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Ghandi was a jerk!

Stranger: HEY

You: Hi

Stranger: way to keep the convo going

You: i know

You: i'm full of great insights tonight

Stranger: so do you like ghandi

You: is that a kind of candy?

You: i love candy

Stranger: what history classes have you takin

You: all of them

Stranger: where are you from

You: i loved learning about the ancient greeks

You: i can't believe they made those pyramids!

You: canada

Stranger: then why havnt you herd about Ghandi. he gave India their independence in what everyone thinks a peacefull way, but he wasn't that peacefull

You: oh

You: the skinny guy?

Stranger: ok way to be racist

You: skinny is a race now?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: helloooooooooo!

You: hi

Stranger: whats up?

You: dunno

Stranger: say something interesting.

You: I like to stalk hookers, kill them and stash them in my trunk. Then I take them into my basement, skin them and wear their pelts as a loincloth while I mow my yard.

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That's not interesting?
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello?

Stranger: Hello!

You: Where are you from?

Stranger: England

You: Blimey!

Stranger: Indeed!

You: I lived in England for three years.

Stranger: oh yeah? Where?

You: Lakenheath.

Stranger: Where's that?

You: Near Cambridge. Smelled like poop

Stranger: Why's that?

You: Dunno, guess you Brits poop too much...

Stranger: Must be all the lager.

You: You mean Beer? only fairies call it lager...

Stranger: Where are you now?

You: Don't change the subject nancy boy,,,

Stranger: I'm not a fairy.

You: Yes you are, you like the peen.

Stanger: Do not

You: You're playing with yours now, aren't you you sick sumbitch?

Stranger: This is pointless

You: You're pointless.

Strange: Real mature

You: Poop, hehe

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Crazy Brits...
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: hello


You: Who else seen the leprachaun say YEAH!


You: Could be a crack head

Stranger: the one i saw was naked and his balls were sagging to ground grivin him rug burn cause he was running so fast


You: Not like that's a big deal as short as leprachauns are


Stranger: its all relative


You: If I were that short I'd setp all over my balls


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I love this site more and more with each passing day. :slappy:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hello friend

Stranger: how are you?

You: i'm very well thank you

You: how are you

Stranger: i'm good

Stranger: where are you from?

You: The United States

You: You?

Stranger: cool

Stranger: holland :p

Stranger: do you know that?

You: i know of holland

You: i've never been there

Stranger: :p

You: you crazy fucks wear wooden shoes and stick your fingers in dykes, right?

Stranger: no

Stranger: they just say that

Stranger: :p

You: lol, i know, i was just kidding

You: :)

Stranger: :P

You: lots of windmills tho...that's right, isn't it

Stranger: eh yes,

Stranger: not in the city's

You: right

Stranger: how old are you?

You: just turned 30

You: you?

Stranger: 14..

You: you want some candy?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: hello?

You: yes...i'm here

You: how are you?

You: I'm am from finland

You: are you?

Stranger: USA

You: blue jeans and apple pies

You: i love your movie films

Stranger: uh...

Stranger: okay

Stranger: thanks

You: where at in USA

Stranger: New York

You: are you jewish or gay?

You: which one?

Stranger: what?

Stranger: everyone from new york has to be one of those?

You: I think that all from New York are jew or gay? This is what we are told in Finland. Is it not so?

You: I'm sorry if i offend

You: Some of my best friend are jew or gay

You: they all want to go to discoteque in New York

You: or Bagel shoppe

Stranger: We are not all Jews or gays. Interesting you think that though

You: It is what we are learned...i did not know it not to be truth. I'm sorry.

You: Finland is backwards country. Like rural south USA

Stranger: It's okay

Stranger: New York has a bit of everyone

You: EVEN DUTCH?

Stranger: yeah

You: how do you deal with the miserable dutch twats?

Stranger: uh....

You: they are bastard nation

Stranger: I can see we are less racist here

You: of holes of asses

You: sorry

You: i hate dutch

Stranger: its okay

You: they trade in women for sex. they steal from finland...our women. my sister...im sorry

You: my father dutch. When they take ingrid, my oompa stab father in throat for revenge.

You: now oompa in...what is word...prisons?

You: now i hate dutch more.

You: sorry for telling you this...how is your day?

Stranger: oompa loompas?

You: hahaha...no. Oompa means...mothers father

You: i like willy wonka...old film...not new

Stranger: oh

Stranger: uh huh

Stranger: there is a newish one though

You: yes...do not like new

You: at all

Stranger: me niether

You: we agree!

You: :biggrin:

Stranger: uh huh

You: how aged are you?

You: what age

Stranger: Finland...Isn't that the country that is on the penninsula hanging above europe? Im 17

You: yes! i feel very lied to. our elders tell us america is not smart in things...you are so smart

Stranger: ah

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: Your elders are wrong

You: thank a teacher...yes...i see this now...i wonder if all were lies?

Stranger: probably

Stranger: I wouldn't be surprised

Stranger: you should come here and see for yourself

You: well...i know russia people eat babies



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