Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: you type like you are fat. Are you?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: no
Stranger: are you?
You: That's exactly what I would expect a fat person to type
You: So what's it like being so "plus" sized?
Stranger: i'm just fat in your dreams
You: Yeah, my fat dreams
Stranger: stop dreaming about me you perv
You: ugh, my fat dreams need to get their fat ass onto a treadmill
Stranger: you want to be fat
You: well, it seems to work for you. How's that double quarter pounder taste?
Stranger: taste good
You: yeah, fat people like those
Stranger: what's the thing with fat people
You: nothing, I'm just saying you type like a fatty.
Stranger: is it a new thing instead of asl
Stranger: snap
You: I didn't think fat people could snap.
You: cause their fingers are too fat
Stranger: hahaha
You: and covered in grease
Stranger: you're a fynnu guy
You: from all the french fries
Stranger: funny
You: yep, fat people are often jolly. think santa clause
Stranger: so you're fat?
Stranger: got you!
You: That sure took you a long time to type. Is that because all the fat on your fingers slows you down?
Stranger: answer my question
You: settle down fatty, eat another couple of french fries and relax
Stranger: you're not even funny any more, you're fat and boring
Stranger: knock knock
You: Need to go to Wendy's
You: try a frosty, fat people like those
Stranger: you know so much about fat pople which means you are one
Stranger: jag ?ger dig s? h?rt!
You: yep, that sounds like you are typing with your mouth full
Stranger: that was so expcted, not funny...
Stranger: knock knock
You: what's wrong does the fat slow down your come back muscle too?
Stranger: are you to fat to open or what's your problem?
You: MMMMMMM I bet you would like a Twinkie right now!!!
Stranger: ?
Stranger: BOOOOORING
Stranger: disconnect
You: Certainly not as exciting as Burger King
Stranger: true
Stranger: i'm gonna disconnect you now, i'm pretty bored
You: hey, maybe you should try Subway. It worked for Jerod
Stranger: bye bye fat guy
You: I would expect a fat person to type that
Stranger: boring
Stranger: write something funny instead
Stranger: hepp
Stranger: hope it gives you hell
You: I'm sorry, your fat typing is not making sense
Stranger: disconnected
Stranger: you're so slow
Stranger: fat fingers?
You: just writting disconnected doesn't disconnect a conversation. Wrap your chubby little fingers around your mouse. Move the curser over to the disconnect button then right click it with your fat little finger
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: sure sure boy
You: your fatness is boring
Stranger: i don't have a mouse, i have a laptop
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
