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Be Tibor for a Day: Anonymous Chat Website

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Stranger: hello！

You: Hello - My name is Adam Jones

Stranger: adam，hello：P

You: I used to play football, but can't anymore because I'm in trouble

Stranger: luoluo，here：P

Stranger: your joking，，，

You: loulou - you wouldn't happen to be a stripper would you?

You: Cause that would be great!

Stranger: lol

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Pac Man Jones - not the best at Omegle
 
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Was it something I said?

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again

Stranger: lol

Stranger: u sound like my friend

You: You really need to make new friends
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This website should provide at least one classic convo a day. This is not it, but it's pretty funny

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: what are you listening to right now

Stranger: hi!

Stranger: ur moms pussy quiefs

You: my moms dead you fuckin prick

Stranger: i know. ;D

You: becuase you'd hit that

Stranger: yep thats me

You: yeah you're a sick fuck

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: so this black kid decided one day to use his mom's facial cream to become "white"

Stranger: why?

You: after smearing all of the facial cream he could find on his face, he went to show his mom

You: She said:

You: "Dammit get that off your face" and gave him a spank on the butt

You: He decided then to go show his dad

You: his dad said:

You: "dammit boy! Get that crap off your face! what the hell you thinking?" and gave him a spank on the butt and sent him on his way

Stranger: and?

You: So a while later, the boy is up in his room crying but trying to clean the facial cream off of his face and his uncle walks into the room

You: The uncle says;

You: "What's the Matter?

You: the little boy says

You: "Well, i decided I can't blame white people anymore"

You: The uncle says

You: Why??

You: The boy says

You: Well I've been white for all of 30 minutes and already I hate 2 black people
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BTW I heard this joke at the Funny Bone in Dayton. The guy who told it was the warm-up act although I can't remember his name.
 
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Holy shit... This is almost too good to be true... I just had the best convo of my life on Omegle:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: where are you from?
You: the us, you?
Stranger: china
You: what time is it there?
Stranger: 11:41
You: am? pm?
Stranger: am
Stranger: and you?
You: thats weird.... its exactly 11 hours and 59 minutes different
You: youd think they would go with an even 12
Stranger: haha
You: so youre at work
Stranger: i'm a student of university
You: so youre in class
Stranger: are you ready to going to bed?
Stranger: no
You: im watching basketball
Stranger: at home
Stranger: on tv?
You: shouldn't you be taking bong rips
You: or sleeping with drunk people
You: or something
You: its college
Stranger: oh
You: thats not what they do in china?
Stranger: the same
Stranger: but we don't drink too much
You: thats good... i hear alcoholism caused swine flu
Stranger: yes
Stranger: we don't have in our country
You: oh you will
You: once the rest of the world has turned into zombies
You: well need brains for food
You: and theyll be the only ones left
Stranger: it's kind of SARS in our coutry in last few years
You: does SARS make you a zombie like swine flu?
Stranger: no
You: do you know what a zombie is?
Stranger: no
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok
You: ever see a scary movie
Stranger: explain it
Stranger: like vanpire?
You: with dead people that walk? and eat people that are alive
You: nah... no wings or bat or anything like that
Stranger: i know it
You: yeah
You: theyre everywhere in the us now
You: cause of swine flu
Stranger: in Chinese it says:jiang shi
Stranger: it wont
You: it has
Stranger: i saw the news on TV says in your country it's the second serious in the us
You: my girlfriend turned into a zombie
You: but we were only dating for a couple months
You: so im not too upset
Stranger: you mean it?
You: yeah... its awful
You: i have to keep her chained up in the garage
Stranger: Which you state in the United States
You: ever hear of new jersey?
Stranger: yes
You: before the zombies, thats what we called it
Stranger: is the situation serious in your place?
You: 25% of people are zombies? id say 50% is what you would classify as a "serious situation"
You: but i guess it all depends on a persons perspective
You: ive been know to be pretty optimistic
Stranger: China is now not there cases
You: what part of china do you live in?
Stranger: the northeast of it
Stranger: now it's spring
You: its spring here too
You: its those stupid aussies that have the messed up seasons
You: but it ok... cause theyre like 85% zombie now
You: so we wont have to worry about that for much longer
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: bye
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Herro

Stranger: Huh?

You: Herro...

Stranger: WTF

You: Ronery, I'm so ronery...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Sup?

You: I just farted and it felt a little "busy"

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I suck at this.
 
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I'm not gonna get any work done today...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi!

You: I think I have the swine flu, halp!

Stranger: go to the doctor.

You: I don't trust doctors. Last time I went to one he tried to play with my gonads.

Stranger: thats weird.

You: Yeah, I thought so too. *cough*

Stranger: did you report him?

You: To whom?

Stranger: the police.

You: I don't trust the police. Last time I went to them, they tried to play with my gonads. *cough, cough*

Stranger: thats messed up man.

You: Tell me about it. *cough*

You: I just puked up some cheetoes. It's all orange and goopy. *hack*

Stranger: um...

You: I think I'm running a temperature. *hack, hack*

Stranger: Get a thermometer.

You: It's pronounced "barometer".

You: My dog just sneezed. I think he has it too. *cough, hack*

Stranger: Go to the doctor

You: Haven't we already been over this? *cough* They try to play with my balls. *hack*

Stranger: you're gonna infect people.

You: That's the plan. *hack*

Stranger: did you ntake some medicine?

You: Shoo-shoo retarded flu. *cough*

Stranger: huh?

You: SHOO-SHOO RETARDED FLU!!!!!!!!

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