Baylor Bears (official thread)

[ORD_Buckeye]

I am reminded of this quote from Ace Rothstein: "if you didn't know about it you're too dumb to keep this job and if you did know you were in on it. Either way you're out."

Can we just put Briles' head in a fuckin' vice and get this over with?

 

[BUCKYLE]

But yeah, poor Herbie just gets shit for no reason. He's a goddamned coward.

 

[colobuck79]

That is so awesome.

 

[Bucklion]

ESPN officially reached being nothing but puddle-faced jizz giraffes with that horseshit. Fuck these fucks for basically perpetuating the rape culture. Next weeks guest picker: Brock Turner.

 

[MaxBuck]

Sam Ponder brushing her teeth is a bright spot.

Sam Ponder taking out the trash is a bright spot.

Sam Ponder ordering trash can liners at amazon.com is a bright spot.


I think it's pretty clear where I'm going with this.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Sam Ponder brushing her teeth is a bright spot.

Sam Ponder taking out the trash is a bright spot.

Sam Ponder ordering trash can liners at amazon.com is a bright spot.


I think it's pretty clear where I'm going with this.

It's not very clear to me.

You may need to elaborate.

You were saying something about Sam Ponder?

 

[colobuck79]

Yeah, we may need a few more pics. Just to be sure.

 

[TDunk]

Hate to say it; that's not her. No dimples and boobs aren't fake.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Hate to say it; that's not her. No dimples and boobs aren't fake.

I'd have to examine to be sure

 

[MaxBuck]

Hate to say it; that's not her. No dimples and boobs aren't fake.

You could drink jello shots outa that girl's dimples.

And have a hell of a good time doing it, I might add.

 

[Jaxbuck]

You could drink jello shots outa that girl's dimples.

And have a hell of a good time doing it, I might add.

you drink orange creme margaritas

you do shots

 

[TDunk]

I'd have to examine to be sure

I would do so before the bukkake took place here on BP.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

I would do so before the bukkake took place here on BP.

 

[Buckeye86]

If I'm not mistaken, he's been busy suing the school for wrongful termination the last several months.

 

[LostLassie]

TV was on in the background 'cause I had stuff to do, but I thought I heard Art say something about people feeling sorry for him or some such disliked-ESPN-talking-head. Whatever it was, I found myself saying "Right, Art. You're the victim. You and PedState."