Bama -3.5 at Florida (ov/un 44.5) Sat 8 ET, CBS

[Bucknut24]

massive failure by both teams

 

[sharkonwheels]

Geez - can we get a play in without laundry?
I know these two teams hate each other, but DANG! At least be a little stealth in the process!
Think "RevengeNinja"

 

[scarletngray]

Florida is seeing what it's like to try and compete with an inexperienced Freshman at the helm.

Nice pick up on the scramble...

Then he makes a bonehead Freshman mistake the very next play...

 

[Gatorubet]

That was a great catch. First down if I was on replay.

 

[sharkonwheels]

That was a great catch. First down if I was on replay.

Your eyes can still properly focus on the TV?

 

[sharkonwheels]

Geez. 'bout to get real ugly up in Painsville.

 

[Gatorubet]

Your eyes can still properly focus on the TV?

Hold you hand over one of them and its easy

 

[scarletngray]

Makes me feel better about Braxton...

More rookie mistakes...

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Makes me feel better about Braxton...

More rookie mistakes...

No offense... Bama's D > MSU's D

 

[sharkonwheels]

When it rains, it pours. I think at this point, even Satan wouldn't complain if we gave the Gators some Stickum.

 

[Saw31]

Hey Ubet, we're all headed to the strip club. Wanna go? Nothing helps you forget reality like a naked oxycontin addicted mother of two with big tits...

 

[Gatorubet]

Just don't pull out a sharpie and tell her you'll pay to see her connect the stretch marks. Some small people will get you and your friends thrown out.

 

[Saw31]

Just don't pull out a sharpie and tell her you'll pay to see her connect the stretch marks. Some small people will get you and your friends thrown out.

Can't guarantee anything. You'll just have to trust us...


*Jesus, I'm dictionary.coming words I know how to spell now. Let's just have the strippers come to my place. BYOB.

 

[SmoovP]

If Alabama isn't the #1 team in the country this week, the polls and the people who vote in them are just willfully stupid.

 

[SmoovP]

Here's a fun thing to ponder - fun for everyone who isn't GatorBoy:

Florida goes to LSU next week, with a true freshman QB who has never started a game.

The only smallest sliver of a silver lining is that it isn't a night game in Red Stick.

Either way, that are going to eat poor Jeff Driskel alive.