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[Fungo Squiggly]

I like the real stuff - the shredded or crumbled stuff out of the bag with the zip top.

Important to note that the cheese should be minimal and should provide a hint of flavor. Do not add so much that it makes the grits soupy.


This:

NOT THIS:

Good to know. I've always gone for butter, salt, and pepper....but when my heart is up to it, I'll throw in some cheddar and bacon bits. Delightful cholesterol-laden.

 

[Nutriaitch]

do you find it difficult to stay on the back of the garbage truck?

 

[NFBuck]

Questions about southern culture, mannerisms, colloquialisms, or speed? I'm here and happy to help!
:)

How long have you been waiting to work the word "colloquialisms" into a post?

 

[Gatorubet]

Cheese grits are the one exception to cheese making poop hard.

Here is Woof as a young man, making cheese grits in his pants.

 

[BigWoof31]

How long have you been waiting to work the word "colloquialisms" into a post?

I have word a day calendar and that one popped up recently.

 

[BigWoof31]

do you find it difficult to stay on the back of the garbage truck?

Hardly! Lucky for me I completed a minor in public waste disposal at UGA! :)

 

[BigWoof31]

Cheese grits are the one exception to cheese making poop hard.

Here is Woof as a young man, making cheese grits in his pants.

While this isn't me - it is a hilarious picture. That kid needs to grow a pair.

 

[Nutriaitch]

While this isn't me - it is a hilarious picture. That kid needs to grow a pair.

obviously.
if it were you, the kid would have been sitting in the bed of an old shitty pick-up with a tailgate rusting away in the background

 

[Nutriaitch]

next question

were you born a dumb redneck, or did your parents convert you to an UGA fan?

 

[BigWoof31]

next question
were you born a dumb redneck, or did your parents convert you to an UGA fan?

For the non-initiated, Nutria is demonstrating a time honored southern tradition with this question.
It's the old "Your fan base is more backwards/stupid/redneck than our fanbase trick"

Outside of impressively high rates of hypertension and alarming propensity for incest (especially in Baton Rouge)- it is widely recognized as our greatest past time.

 

[Steve19]

For the non-initiated, Nutria is demonstrating a time honored southern tradition with this question.
It's the old "Your fan base is more backwards/stupid/redneck than our fanbase trick"

Outside of impressively high rates of hypertension and alarming propensity for incest (especially in Baton Rouge)- it is widely recognized as our greatest past time.

In life, it pays to play to your strengths. In a target-rich environment, this tradition is a no-brainer.

 

[PlanetFrnd]

Multi-part question:

1. What is the appropriate size truck bed for all-day beer drinking?

2. When considering a truck for such an activity, should one consider payload vis-a-vis kiddie pools?

3. How far from one's porch should the truck be on the front lawn?

4. What is the optimum height of truck perch, as measured in cinder blocks?

5. In the outside chance the truck has tires, where should one put the tires before raising truck on cinder blocks (esp. if there is no access to a creek to make tire swing an option)?

6. What's the best way to execute truck-bed beer drinking relative to a) football watching, b) access to BBQ pit / grill / smokehouse c) avoiding wife (sister/cousin) d) access to cold beers?

Thanks in advance.

 

[Buck Nasty]

who was most macho. Pickin' or aGrinnin'

 

[BigWoof31]

[quote='BusNative;168516;8]Multi-part question:

1. What is the appropriate size truck bed for all-day beer drinking?

2. When considering a truck for such an activity, should one consider payload vis-a-vis kiddie pools?

3. How far from one's porch should the truck be on the front lawn?

4. What is the optimum height of truck perch, as measured in cinder blocks?

5. In the outside chance the truck has tires, where should one put the tires before raising truck on cinder blocks (esp. if there is no access to a creek to make tire swing an option)?

6. What's the best way to execute truck-bed beer drinking relative to a) football watching, b) access to BBQ pit / grill / smokehouse c) avoiding wife (sister/cousin) d) access to cold beers?

Thanks in advance.[/quote]

I have actually never owned a truck so I am totally unqualified to answer these. I'll let Nutria handle these - as soon as he gets his out of impound.

 

[Gatorubet]

I have actually never owned a truck so I am totally unqualified to answer these. I'll let Nutria handle these - as soon as he gets his out of impound.

I have never understood Georgia etiquette.

For instance - on the drive home after the Florida loss, if your Red Man chewing girlfriend spits out the passenger window of your truck but it lands in the eyes of a kid strapped in the baby seat, do you turn around and slap the kid to quiet it then, or do you wait until the 7-Eleven stop for more Bud Light?