Ask BigWoof31!

[The KSB]

What's the best way to eat grits, Salt and butter, or with a messy egg mixed in?

 

[BigWoof31]

Do you still wear Jorts??

Never have, Never will. But I'm not opposed to wearing a pair of croakies to keep my sunglasses in order.

Dawg fans are notorious for dressing up for games and wearing frat-tastic red shorts. See below:

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

On the topic of jorts......are any jean shorts considered jorts, or is it jeans that used to be pants and were finely crafted into jorts?

Are all of these jorts, or just the cool guy on the right?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

What's the third most common male middle name south of the Mason-Dixon? The two most common, obviously being Wayne and Bob.

 

[BigWoof31]

Why do so many people in the south have the same haircut as John Parker Wilson?

Ahh! You're speaking about "Bama Bangs" or "The inverse mullet"

Sadly - I was born with curly hair and was never able to pull off this look. Most people I know do it simply because they love hot chicks to run their fingers through it - I think that's bullshit and they do it because they're too cheap to go to greatclips and get a proper haircut.

Take solice in the fact that men who wear their hair that long almost always go bald quicker.

 

[BigWoof31]

What's the best way to eat grits, Salt and butter, or with a messy egg mixed in?

Personal preference is key here. My mother swears by a little bit of butter and pepper. I'm a cheese and tobasco man. My uncle mixes in his egg yolks in.

This topic is one of the few that is discussed in the South were a diversity of opinion is treasured.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

William Tecumseh Sharman....I hear he isn't very popular down in your neck of the woods. Is this true?

 

[BigWoof31]

On the topic of jorts......are any jean shorts considered jorts, or is it jeans that used to be pants and were finely crafted into jorts?

Are all of these jorts, or just the cool guy on the right?

Actually - in this instance the opposite is true. Any short that has been tailored or cut out of demin is a "jort"

Despite the sox and flip flops look - the handsome bastard on the far right has crafted himself a fine pair of clothing. It's clear he is resourceful and not suffering from poor fashion taste.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

William Tecumseh Sharman....I hear he isn't very popular down in your neck of the woods. Is this true?

Careful, BKatt. Don't squeeze the Sharman.

 

[BigWoof31]

William Tecumseh Sharman....I hear he isn't very popular down in your neck of the woods. Is this true?

Perhaps there was a time when that was true - but his name is largely confined to text books these days and we've basically forgotten his ill will.

William Jefferson Clinton is another story....

 

[BigWoof31]

What's the third most common male middle name south of the Mason-Dixon? The two most common, obviously being Wayne and Bob.

Ray

Billy Ray Cyrus is the premier example

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Perhaps there was a time when that was true - but his name is largely confined to text books these days and we've basically forgotten his ill will.

William Jefferson Clinton is another story....

they have those down there? learn something new every day.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Personal preference is key here. My mother swears by a little bit of butter and pepper. I'm a cheese and tobasco man. My uncle mixes in his egg yolks in.

This topic is one of the few that is discussed in the South were a diversity of opinion is treasured.

Pre-packaged imitation cheese product or real cheese? It's my understanding that the cheaper the cheese, the better the cheese grits.

 

[BigWoof31]

they have those down there? learn something new every day.

That's why this thread is so valuable! To quell rumors and increase awareness.

 

[BigWoof31]

Pre-packaged imitation cheese product or real cheese? It's my understanding that the cheaper the cheese, the better the cheese grits.

I like the real stuff - the shredded or crumbled stuff out of the bag with the zip top.

Important to note that the cheese should be minimal and should provide a hint of flavor. Do not add so much that it makes the grits soupy.


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