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DaytonBuck;1687010; said:
How does one become a colonel like Mr. Sanders?
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cincibuck;1687095; said:
One writes a big check to The Association of Kentucky Colonels and goes to the official dinner during Derby Week.
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Step 1: Move to SLC.
Step 2: Come up with a new-fangled recipe (like frying chicken).
Step 3: Put a special chemical in it so that the masses are addicted.
Step 4: Become a colonel. (or a kernel of angelic spawn on another planet)
 
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muffler dragon;1687155; said:
Step 1: Move to SLC.
Step 2: Come up with a new-fangled recipe (like frying chicken).
Step 3: Put a special chemical in it so that the masses are addicted.
Step 4: ?
Step 5: Profit!...and become a colonel. (or a kernel of angelic spawn on another planet)
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fify :wink2:
 
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muffler dragon;1687155; said:
Step 1: Move to SLC.
Step 2: Come up with a new-fangled recipe (like frying chicken).
Step 3: Put a special chemical in it so that the masses are addicted.
Step 4: Become a colonel. (or a kernel of angelic spawn on another planet)
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Sounds like the Churches Chicken urban legend...except that drug sterilized people.
 
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What's all this I hear about SOUTHERN speed?.....Why is it the only things that move fast around here are the folks driving and I guess the football players?

Speaking of driving, do they teach drivers education in the south? Why is it southerns don't move over to let you on the highway? It is called merging people.....
 
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Let me take a guess, Jack if you're sippin', Jim if you're mixin'

Be sure and ask about branch water as in 'Bourbon and branch.'

Man for all that smack talk about SEC speed these three crackers are slower than blackstrap molasses.
 
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