Anyone here live in or know about Huntington West Virginia?

[OSUsushichic]

This thread makes me want to snort something. Not sure why.

 

[Mike80]

If Columbus is a 25 then Zanesville is herpes.

Herpes > -infinity

 

[cortesana de k]

I got kin from 'der. Ashland is Ashland. There's a reason many people in Kentucky replace the "h" with another "s".

Oh, and we can't forget the fun at Camden Park.

We are officially having drinks in your home town.

I taught school where Billy Ray Cyrus graduated. Right. Next. Door. Or, rather, down the creek, past the holl'er.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Herpes > -infinity

Herpes is for eternity. Eternity = infinity. I hate math.

 

[cortesana de k]

If you plan on entertaining, learning to play the banjo is a must...

FYI, playing the banjo is decidedly much more difficult than playing a pussy guitar.

Cue Deliverance.

 

[cortesana de k]

This thread makes me want to snort something. Not sure why.

It's not the thread . . . you're just from Ohio

Totally teasing.

For your enjoyment here are a few supah sweet termsI collected while living in KY:


Pillbo Baggins
Pill Billies
Hillbilly Heroin
Rush Limbaugh

 

[cortesana de k]

I heart you too.

'Nother good thing. Y'all are the right age in W. Virginia never to have to put up with the "when are y'all having kids?" questions from nosy neighbors.

In Huntington, you and Kinch are empty nester age.

Actually, we have 3 boys.


Wrong again Ohioan, wrong again

 

[3074326]

If Columbus is a 25 then Zanesville is herpes.

Hey, fuck you.

 

[cortesana de k]

Hey, fuck you.

Not until you refill your Valtrex.

 

[Gatorubet]

FYI, playing the banjo is decidedly much more difficult than playing a pussy guitar.

Not In Brazil.

And I always thought of it more as a Jew's Harp.

 

[Gatorubet]

Actually, we have 3 boys.

Well, then, I can see why you'd leave New York for the better educational opportunities of West Virginia.

Wrong again Ohioan, wrong again

Ah... No.

 

[Taosman]

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[cortesana de k]

Not In Brazil.

And I always thought of it more as a Jew's Harp.

I have no idea what that means. So here's a picture of a woman wearing three teddies.

 

[cortesana de k]

Blah, blah . . . [SIZE=-1]___ Smile if you're Not Wearing Underwear[/SIZE]

:)

 

[Mike80]

Herpes is for eternity. Eternity = infinity. I hate math.

Ahh yes, but positive infinity is greater than negative infinity.

Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving, Waynesboro Pennsylshithole keeps digging a deeper hole....