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Anyone here live in or know about Huntington West Virginia?

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Taosman;1882381; said:
West Virginia State Residency Application
[SIZE=-1]Name: ________________(last)(first) (_) Billy-Bob(_) Billy-Joe(_) Billy-Ray(_) Billy-Sue(_) Billy-Mae(_) Billy-Jack[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1](Check appropriate box)Age: ____Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ RightCB Handle: _____________________[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Occupation:(_)Farmer(_)Mechanic(_)Hair Dresser(_)Un-employed(_)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Coal MinerSpouse's Name: __________________________[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Relationship with spouse:(_) Sister(_) Brother(_) Aunt(_) Uncle(_) Cousin(_) Mother(_) Father(_) Son(_) Daughter(_) Pet[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Number of children living in household: ___Number that are yours: ___[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Mother's Name: _______________________Father's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?(Check appropriate box)___ [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Total number of vehicles you own___ Number of vehicles that still crank___ Number of vehicles in front yard___ Number of vehicles in back yard___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks___ [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Number of refrigerators on front porch[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Firearms you own and where you keep them:____ truck____ bedroom____ bathroom____ kitchen____ shed[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194__Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed ofpickup: _________[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:(_)The National Enquirer(_)The Globe(_)TV Guide(_)Soap Opera Digest(_)Gun World___ [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Number of times you've seen a UFO___ [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Number of times you've seen Elvis___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]How often do you bathe:(_)Weekly(_)Monthly(_)Holidays(_)Not ApplicableColor of teeth:(_)Yellow(_)Brownish-Yellow(_)Brown(_)Black(_)No teeth(_)N/A[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:(_)Red-ManHow far is your home from a paved road?(_)1 mile(_)2 miles(_)don't know(_)can't get there from here[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]BUMPER STICKERS:___ Eat more Possum___ My other car is a piece of junk too___ Honk if you love Jesus___ If you ain't a cowboy, you ain't nothin'___ Red-man Chewing Tobacco[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Favorite Recreation: Check all that apply:___ Square Dancin' ___ Possum Huntin'___ Skinny Dippin'___ Craw Daddin'___ Gospel Singin' ___ 4-Wheelin'___ Drankin' ___ Spittin' Backy ___ Bill Chip Trowin' ___ Honky Tonkin'___ Noodlin' [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]# of Dogs: ___ Type: ___ Blue Tick ___ Beagle___ Black & Tan ___ Bird Dawg[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Cap Emblem: ___ John Deere ___ McCulloch Chain Saws___ Budweiser ___ Vo-Tech___ Skoal ___ Coors___ NAPA ___ Smile if you're Not Wearing Underwear[/SIZE]
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You format like a West Virginian.
 
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BuckeyeMike80;1882388; said:
Ahh yes, but positive infinity is greater than negative infinity.

Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving, Waynesboro Pennsylshithole keeps digging a deeper hole....
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Let me know when the diggers start contracting STD's. Zanesville will be near.
 
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Gatorubet;1882380; said:
Well, then, I can see why you'd leave New York for the better educational opportunities of West Virginia. :lol:


Ah... No.
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I believe the whole of the American education system is flawed and the ability to grasp and expand critical thinking is where true intellectualism resides. In conclusion, our spawn are already smarter than you.

:wink:
 
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cortesana de k;1882384; said:
I have no idea what that means. So here's a picture of a woman wearing three teddies.

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Much like the Micronesian Cargo Cults built airplane figures, building replica Pedo-bears will not bring him back either
 
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cortesana de k;1882394; said:
I believe the whole of the American education system is flawed and the ability to grasp and expand critical thinking is where true intellectualism resides. In conclusion, our spawn are already smarter than you.

:wink:
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Yeah...but you can't put that shit on a resume.
 
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cortesana de k;1882394; said:
[strike]I believe the whole of the American education system is flawed and the ability to grasp and expand critical thinking is where true intellectualism resides.[/strike] In conclusion [strike]our spawn are already smarter than you. [/strike], I'm gonna start home schoolin' the young-ins :wink:
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fi :p
 
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BUCKYLE;1882399; said:
Yeah...but you can't put that shit on a resume.
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What I was meant to say is that their pre-college school matters very little.

All three are in gifted programs. The middle boy is 13 and tests above High School Seniors in the last month of their school year and beyond. He's going to a great college, that's what I'm saying.
 
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cortesana de k;1882410; said:
What I was meant to say is that their pre-college school matters very little.

All three are in gifted programs. The middle boy is 13 and tests above High School Seniors in the last month of their school year and beyond. He's going to a great college, that's what I'm saying.
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Pretty sure if you ever live in WV the only college you can go to is WVU.
 
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