Anyone here live in or know about Huntington West Virginia?

[cortesana de k]

Never been to Huntington, kinch. My only memories of WV are the surprisingly high density of large household appliances strewn throughout the numerous ravines across the state.

Good luck, man.

You just have to remember the first rule of West Virginia:

Nothing good comes from a cabin in the woods.

 

[cortesana de k]

It's funny to hear people from Columbus make fun of hicks in Huntington. On a scale of 1-100 (no right or wrong, just showing the difference) Huntington is a 1 while Columbus is a 2, while most East Coast cities are a 100. Columbus is a million times more similar to small cities out there than city-cities. Every time I visit Columbus all I notice is the bad grammar, lack of any worldliness, and fat people. Granted, I am moving someplace "worse," but it is exactly like Columbus to me, I bet.

And I love Columbus.

Let me translate.


Bad grammar - making him take his BW3's wing out of his mouth to engage in a conversation.

Lack of worldliness - How close is BW3's? 20 miles!? Son of a bitch I have to drive again?

Fat people - His fellow hot-wing consumers.

Joking sweets!

 

[buxfan4life]

Oh, there is one thing you will love about moving there, kinch. Taco Bells are everywhere.

 

[kinch]

Oh, there is one thing you will love about moving there, kinch. Taco Bells are everywhere.

 

[Gatorubet]

blah blah

Hey - you are gonna be saving money ck

Then

Now

 

[cortesana de k]

On that note, we are having tacos for dinner! I'm cooking! Viva Mexico!

 

[cortesana de k]

Blah blah blah, send me your old make up Cortesana!

I heart you.

 

[BUCKYLE]

It's funny to hear people from Columbus make fun of hicks in Huntington. On a scale of 1-100 (no right or wrong, just showing the difference) Huntington is a 1 while Columbus is a 2, while most East Coast cities are a 100. Columbus is a million times more similar to small cities out there than city-cities. Every time I visit Columbus all I notice is the bad grammar, lack of any worldliness, and fat people. Granted, I am moving someplace "worse," but it is exactly like Columbus to me, I bet.

And I love Columbus.

That's like the Sun saying Earth and a grain of sand are the same size. It's all about perspective. Again...you'll fuckin' see.

 

[kinch]

That's like the Sun saying Earth and a grain of sand are the same size. It's all about perspective. Again...you'll fuckin' see.

You're scaring me. Stop it.

 

[cortesana de k]

That's like the Sun saying Earth and a grain of sand are the same size. It's all about perspective. Again...you'll fuckin' see.

I'm so tired of everyone cutting on fat Ohioans . . .

 

[kinch]

Well this has been helpful. lol

 

[bluechillj]

I've never been to Huntington, but a few years ago I traveled over from Virginia for a weekend cabin in the general area. It was in some state park also off 64, it must have been an hour away or so.

The first day my wife and I headed into town to grab some groceries and saw a couple of old men standing around in the middle of town.

Me: Excuse me, where is the closest grocery store?

Old man: Liquor store?

Me: Grocery store.

Old man: Liquor store?

It went on like this and I swear none of the other men were helpful either, we eventually found some other visitors who told us where to go.



So I guess what I'm saying is that finding liquor shouldn't be a problem.

 

[buxfan4life]

So I guess what I'm saying is that finding liquor shouldn't be a problem.

Or meth, if that is what you are into.

 

[MaliBuckeye]

Welp, the food in the area certainly seems to be improving.

And there's that splendid educational institution as well.

Just stay away from Ashland Kentucky... Not even Raylan Givens would head there.

 

[Gatorubet]

I heart you.

I heart you too.

'Nother good thing. Y'all are the right age in W. Virginia never to have to put up with the "when are y'all having kids?" questions from nosy neighbors.

In Huntington, you and Kinch are empty nester age.