.. you never know when they might have the opportunity to eff up your life.
So anyway-- I get home from 'work' yesterday and there's a piece of paper stuck to my mailbox...
A little slip of paper with a business card folded inside... The card belonged to
"John Doe" (Named changed)
Special Agent
Federal Bureau of Investigation
etc
And the piece of paper around it said something to the effect:
"This is a notice from the Federal Bureau of Investigation that we are attempting to contact you in relation to a background check for a federal employee or to gain access to national security information" and it went on to tell you how to go about contacting them.
Of course... my eyes went right to "gain access to National Security information" and my first thought was, "Great... Clarity put Ex-Wolverine over the edge with the 'Drama Queen' thing and the guy threatened to kill John Kerry just to show us he was serious.. and somehow they tracked me down to ask questions about this subversive behavior."
Anyway... so I call the field office to make sure the guy is legit... then I call the Agent, and it turns out they are doing some random interviews in regard to hiring (for who knows what job) one of my neighbors... I actually have never talked to the guy in my life (he lives a few doors down) so I told the Agent that I really couldn't make any kind of comment as to his character...
But I could have said... "yeah... well that mother could mow his ratty assed yard a little more often and not let his damn dog out and let it bark at 8am on Sunday morning when I'm trying to sleeep off a hangover.... "
So there you go... be nice to your neighbors.
So anyway-- I get home from 'work' yesterday and there's a piece of paper stuck to my mailbox...
A little slip of paper with a business card folded inside... The card belonged to
"John Doe" (Named changed)
Special Agent
Federal Bureau of Investigation
etc
And the piece of paper around it said something to the effect:
"This is a notice from the Federal Bureau of Investigation that we are attempting to contact you in relation to a background check for a federal employee or to gain access to national security information" and it went on to tell you how to go about contacting them.
Of course... my eyes went right to "gain access to National Security information" and my first thought was, "Great... Clarity put Ex-Wolverine over the edge with the 'Drama Queen' thing and the guy threatened to kill John Kerry just to show us he was serious.. and somehow they tracked me down to ask questions about this subversive behavior."
Anyway... so I call the field office to make sure the guy is legit... then I call the Agent, and it turns out they are doing some random interviews in regard to hiring (for who knows what job) one of my neighbors... I actually have never talked to the guy in my life (he lives a few doors down) so I told the Agent that I really couldn't make any kind of comment as to his character...
But I could have said... "yeah... well that mother could mow his ratty assed yard a little more often and not let his damn dog out and let it bark at 8am on Sunday morning when I'm trying to sleeep off a hangover.... "
So there you go... be nice to your neighbors.