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To (older) SEC fans and a few (oldest) college football fans, Derek will never be more than Vince’s son

To everyone else

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Is he the guy who taught them how to bathe?
Yes.

At 1:05, the clip where he tells reporters about teaching players how to bathe begins:


The whole video is pretty entertaining and filled with real Dooley doozies, which are colloquially referred to as "Dooley-isms".

Yeah, this is just one of many coaches the SEC SEC SEC gets to use to troll a has been or never was program.

Exactly. Dooley replaced Lane Kiffin at that never was program, who himself is used to troll that program for leaving them after 1 season to go to USC. Then, after Dooley was Butch "Brick by Brick" Jones, another coach, like Dooley, who was legendary for baffling losses and press conferences. And then, finally, there's Jeremy "McDonalds Bags" Pruitt.
 
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Alabama WR Agiye Hall enters transfer portal amid suspension from Crimson Tide over violation of team rules

Alabama wide receiver Agiye Hall entered the transfer portal on Thursday, according to multiple reports, including 247Sports. His decision comes just one day after Crimson Tide coach Nick Saban said that Hall would be suspended for the rest of spring practice due to a violation of team rules. Though Hall played a limited role for Alabama last season, the former four-star prospect should be a sought-after player on the transfer market.

https://www.cbssports.com/college-f...om-crimson-tide-over-violation-of-team-rules/

Player: Don't want to follow your rules.

Coach: OK, you're suspended.

Player: I'm transferring to another school.

Coach: If that's your decision, don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out.

That's going to happen more and more with the one time not having to sit out a year transfer exemption.
 
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Alabama football lands former Vanderbilt starting offensive lineman Tyler Steen

Alabama plucked another established starter out of the college football transfer portal on Tuesday, gaining the commitment of former Vanderbilt offensive lineman Tyler Steen.

Steen, who is 6-foot-5 and 315 pounds, chose the Crimson Tide over programs like LSU and Kentucky.

He started 10 of 11 games last year and has two seasons of eligibility remaining.

Steen will join a handful of former Power 5 starters to transfer to the defending SEC champs this offseason.

Former LSU All-American defensive back Eli Ricks, former Georgia Tech All-ACC running back Jahmyr Gibbs and former Georgia leading receiver Jermaine Burton are already on campus for spring practice.

Entire article: https://www.espn.com/college-footba...offensive-lineman-tyler-steen-transfer-portal
 
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Alabama police search for woman on stolen lawnmower who stole Crimson Tide yard sign
Published: Apr. 28, 2022, 8:17 a.m.
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https://www.al.com/news/2022/04/alabama-police-search-for-woman-on-stolen-lawnmower-who-stole-crimson-tide-yard-sign.html?
Police in a south Alabama town are searching for a female theft suspect they say made her getaway on a stolen riding lawnmower.


“Do you know them? Please Share!!! If you have any information on this subject’s identity, please notify us!” Flomaton police posted on Facebook.


Police in the Escambia County town say they do not know the identity of the woman but say the items pictured in a small trailer pulled by the lawnmower are also stolen. The trailer, police say, is also stolen.

One of the items appears to be an University of Alabama yard sign.

“The Alabama A = Represents the Chief’s Favorite Football Team, but is also stolen,” the post states.
 
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Mark Ingram says UGA can thank Saban for national championship
https://sports.yahoo.com/mark-ingram-says-uga-thank-135628450.html
The NFL hosted a Twitter space on Tuesday evening with guests mark ingram II, Daron Payne and Jonathan Allen to discuss the draft process, talk about the brotherhood that is Alabama Football and tell a Saban story along the way.

Mark Ingram jabbed on the spaces that even UGA is ‘Built By Bama,’ and the only reason they won a national title is because their head coach, Kirby Smart, came from Bama.

Smart was on the staff as a defensive back coach and defensive coordinator from 2007-2015. Along with Smart, former strength and conditioning coach Scott Cochran made the move to Athens after the 2019 season. Cochran had been in Tuscaloosa with Saban for a dozen years.

Alabama will likely make a strong push to be back in the national title game, everyone knows that, but who knows about Georgia. Seeing as the Bulldogs have only played for two national titles in the last 40 years, he’s probably right.

Many coaches on the recruiting trail will tell you what you want to hear, but Saban will tell it as it is. Ingram recalled the honesty Saban had with him when on the recruiting trail, he told him that he will be great if he comes to Alabama. If not, and Ingram chooses to go elsewhere, it’s your fault you wasted this opportunity. Ingram said he respected the honesty.


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