JackBauer
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Buckeye513;1612721; said:From EDSBS -
* Drink every time Tebow?s called ?a leader,? then salute.
* Drink every time Tebow?s called a ?special athlete,? then yell ?Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!?* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year.
* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn?t fallen is the strength of his pointing.
* Drink every time Tebow references God. Or himself.
* Drink every time Tebow?s on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.
* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.
* Drink every time they show a ?I Heart Tebow? or ?Superman? sign in the stands.
* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you).
* Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary.
* If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary ? Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron.
* Drink every time Meyer touches Tebow. Finish the beer if he puts his arm around Tebow. If he nuzzles with Tebow?s facemask, perform the strikeout from Beerfest.
* Drink every time they show Tebow?s face black. If you can read the bible verse, take a double shot. Take a triple shot if Verne actually quotes the bible verse
* Drink if they reference ?The Promise?. Take a double if they play the whole thing. Take a triple if they show the plaque.
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Man, if I try and follow those rules, I'll need a liver transplant next week.
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