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11:59 Ohio State has won the toss and has elected to defer! Finally, the long reign of terror of Jim Tressel taking the ball and punting after a three and out is over! Contract extension. Contract extension!!!
1:10 The Buckeyes just picked up eleven yards on a screen pass to Carlos Hyde, and it looked perfectly normal! Which is weird. If Bauserman being on the field means normal looking screen plays for Ohio State, then east must be west, wrong must be right, and Michigan must play defense!
1:59 Reading the forum and Twitter, apparently Mark May said something stupid. Um, that's his job. And he does it very well.
It's too hot down there. The rubber is melting. The players are essentially running on tar. That can't be good for the lungs. Oh no, a brontosaurus has stumbled onto the 27-yard line. Now he's up to his neck in tar. Sure, that dude is unhappy now, but he'll make for some sweet fossils in a few million years.
Third and three. Dominic Clarke breaks up the line drive jumpball to Marquelo Suel. Maybe next time try to get some air on that jumpball, because if you don't, it's not actually a "jumpball", it's merely a "standball", and anybody can win a standball. Akron punts.
Bracing for Braxton. I've been practicing my girlish "squee" by planting fake mice around the house and forgetting about them.
You don't think the vets are trying to sabotage Braxton Miller, do you?
I love the emergence of the TEs (see no JT), but I won't miss the "we will run the same plays with either type of QB" playcalling next year.Bauserman sweep for zero yards. Let's never do that again, please.
Can we get a voice actor to dub these into our torrents?Third and nine. Watch the scramble! Tyler Moeller blitzes and forces Moore into blitzing Etienne Sabino's belly of hate. Loss of five. Akron will punt.
2:55 Terrible punt by Akron. The kick went 21 yards and the Buckeyes are already in missed field goal range.