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AFI's list of top 100 movie quotes...

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"The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries."

"I'm freakin' out MAN!"

"You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms man. I'm gonna need that $130 bucks back, man."

"Who wants a moustache ride?!"

"Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners."

Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
as they hand the Captain their pistols

"Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?"

"Your mother should've swallowed you, Rando!"

"I'll believe that when me shit turns purple, and smells like rainbow sherbet!"

"~ Welcome to Dippas may I take your order?
~ Yeah, give me a double-bacon cheeseburger
~ Double-Bacon Cheeseburger - its for a cop.
~ What the hell is that all about? What ya gonna spit in it now?
~ No, I was just telling him that so he makes it good.
~ Would you like to dippasize your meal for 25 cents more?
~ How bout I punchisize your face-for free?"

"Sunshine on my god damn shoulders John Denver!"

And, of course, the whole "Meow" scene.
 
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High Lonesome said:
Sierra Madre - people usually say "We don't need no stinkin' badges"


thats an actuall quote but its from Blazing Saddles
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And 'Play it again, Sam' is a whole movie with that name - but not a line from 'Casablanca'.
 
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Dryden said:
I love Casablanca ... it is a fine film, but why didn't they just list the whole damn screenplay as #1?

I glanced through, but how can a list of movie quotes be complete unless at least 1/10th are from Mel Brooks films? Monty Python films?

IMHO, Coming To America's "Fuck You! Fuck You! And Fuck You! Who's Next?" is Top-10 material!
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Mel Brooks --
Yep -- looked like only Young Frankenstein got it with "It's Alive" reprised following the John Carradine rendition. Though from Young Frankenstein I prefer the line "Roll In The Hay, Roll In The Hay" or "Frau Gruber--- Neigh..."

As for Python -- christ we had a huge thread going with a bunch of Python quotes .. "It's naught but a scratch"

For that matter the Marx Brothers got little airplay -- they are kidding me that "Shot an Elephant in my pajamas ... Tuscaloosa" was the best they ever did.

What about "Sanity Clause, There is no Sanity Clause" to name just one.

Mae West should have had more than one, I'd nominate the one that goes like "Is that a Pistol in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

Animal House (like others said) seminal comedy film. Needed more recognition. "What am I Now -- A Zit, Get It"
 
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Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
as they hand the Captain their pistols
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the top of my list :lol: I love that movie.
 
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Let Remember the Blues Brothers

We're on a mission from God.


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Or -- its dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Best kick-ass musical ever made. Correction, it's the ONLY kick-ass musical ever made.

And lets not forget Pulp Fiction -- what a script.
 
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"There are some who call me... Tim."

"Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies."

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
 
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How about from 'Takin it off'

weight lifter to oriental chick - Why do you take karate, don't you allready know it?
Oriental chick to weight lifter - That's so racist of you. I bet you think all oriental pussy is slanted don't you. Well, I'm going to prove you wrong.
 
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