Drebbin. Nice Beaver!
Jane.(handing him a stuffed beaver). Thanks! I just had it stuffed...
Jane.(handing him a stuffed beaver). Thanks! I just had it stuffed...
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Wedding Crashers....
Janice: I've got the perfect girl for you!
Jeremy Grey: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
Janice: Okay...
Jeremy Grey: OK, can you, can you put that so he can't see it? Thank you. Hey, Janice... great talk.
Vince Vaughn is the effing man.
Janice: I've got the perfect girl for you!
Jeremy Grey: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
Janice: Okay...
Jeremy Grey: OK, can you, can you put that so he can't see it? Thank you. Hey, Janice... great talk.
Vince Vaughn is the effing man.
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fourteenandoh
My swing feels like an unfolding lawn chair.
From Blow-
"I can't feel my face man"
"I can't feel my face man"
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Jagdaddy
Head Coach
I've always liked this vicious bit from "Highlander".
"Ramirez was an effete snob! He died on his knees. I took his head and raped his woman before his blood was even cold! [pause] I see. Ramirez lied. She was not his woman. She was your woman... and she never told you. I wonder why. Maybe I gave her something you never could. And secretly, she yearned for my return."
"Ramirez was an effete snob! He died on his knees. I took his head and raped his woman before his blood was even cold! [pause] I see. Ramirez lied. She was not his woman. She was your woman... and she never told you. I wonder why. Maybe I gave her something you never could. And secretly, she yearned for my return."
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MightbeaBuck
with hat in hand
Can't believe this thread's back
He's always played a kinda weird guy, but this set the tone for the rest of his movies. (and probably his marriage
...and from what I can tell, his life)
Several great lines, with one of my top five songs as the Theme song.
Sean Penn: "Warriors - come out and play-yay. Oh Warriors - come out and play-yay."Savante said:
He's always played a kinda weird guy, but this set the tone for the rest of his movies. (and probably his marriage
...and from what I can tell, his life)Several great lines, with one of my top five songs as the Theme song.
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scott91575
Resident hater
4 of my 5 favs are on the list, but the short quote does not do them justice. He are the full quotes (all but Wall Street, but I hit the high point)...
"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... "
"You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!"
"The point is, ladies and gentleman, is that greed - for lack of a better word - is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms - greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind. And Greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
Left off to my dismay, I give you Pulp Fiction....
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
I guess you have to give the Bible some props on that one.
"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... "
"You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!"
"The point is, ladies and gentleman, is that greed - for lack of a better word - is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms - greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind. And Greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
Left off to my dismay, I give you Pulp Fiction....
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
I guess you have to give the Bible some props on that one.
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scott91575
Resident hater
Tibor, nice avatar.
I ate 3 of those in one night, only to be outdone later by a friend that ate 5. I would not have believed it if I didn't see it with my own eyes. When he was done he was picking leftovers off other people's plates. I was astonished. I was ready to puke after 3.
The Barnyard Buster. The best calorie to the dollar ratio meal you will ever have.
I ate 3 of those in one night, only to be outdone later by a friend that ate 5. I would not have believed it if I didn't see it with my own eyes. When he was done he was picking leftovers off other people's plates. I was astonished. I was ready to puke after 3.
The Barnyard Buster. The best calorie to the dollar ratio meal you will ever have.
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martinss01
blissfully stupid
HELMET: "What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the
movie?"
SANDURZ: "Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens
now, is happening now."
HELMET: "What happened to then?"
SANDURZ: "We passed then"
HELMET: "When?"
SANDURZ: "Just now. We're at now, now."
HELMET: "Go back to then."
SANDURZ: "When?"
HELMET: "Now."
SANDURZ: "Now?"
HELMET: "Now."
SANDURZ: "I can't."
HELMET: "Why?"
SANDURZ: "We missed it."
HELMET: "When?"
SANDURZ: "Just now."
HELMET: "When will then be now?"
SANDURZ: "Soon."
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BayBuck
Buckeyes are best
Sean Penn: "Warriors - come out and play-yay. Oh Warriors - come out and play-yay."
He's always played a kinda weird guy, but this set the tone for the rest of his movies. (and probably his marriage
That's definitely not Sean Penn who said that in "Warriors"
...
Just checked IMDB, it's actually a guy named David Patrick Kelly.
http://imdb.com/name/nm0446314/
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Great movie quotes that former college students can relate to:
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: You guys up for a toga party?
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky: Toga! Toga!
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Ah, I think they like the idea, Hoov.
Dean Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Dean Wormer: Then as this moment they're on Double SECRET Probation!
Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?
Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder. He's pre-med.
[Clorette has just passed out]
Larry's evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever. ...I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo.
[The Deltas have been expelled.]
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.
D-Day: We have an old saying in Delta House:don't get mad, get even.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Well, well, well. Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages in fraternities on probation!
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: What a tool.
Dean Vernon Wormer: I didn't get that, son, what was that?
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Uh, I said, "What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules."
Dean Vernon Wormer: Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like shit through a goose.
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's got to be a very special girl.
Larry 'Pinto' Kroger: Look, you don't have to --
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.
Katy: You mean you want someone who'll screw on the first date.
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid.
Larry 'Pinto' Kroger: Hey!
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: What'd I say?
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: Where are you going? We just got here.
Katy: No, Boon, you just got here. I've been downstairs for an hour entertaining some kid from Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas.
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: Umm -- maybe we could drive up to your folks' place this weekend.
Katy: Oh, fabulous. My car filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet. It's too depressing to think about.
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: No! Just gonna be you and me. And Otter and another girl.
Katy: Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: What do you mean?
Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top>John "Bluto" Blutarsky:</TD><TD vAlign=top><DD>Food fight!</DD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top>Dean Vernon Wormer:</TD><TD vAlign=top><DD>Who dumped a whole truck-load of fizzies into the swim-meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.</DD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top>John "Bluto" Blutarsky:</TD><TD vAlign=top><DD>See if you can guess what I am now . . . I'm a zit.<DD>
</DD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top>Eric "Otter" Stratton:</TD><TD vAlign=top><DD>Let's take the cheese.</DD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top>Daniel Simpson Day:</TD><TD vAlign=top><DD>Ramming speed!</DD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
D-day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[Runs out, alone, then returns.]
Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: You guys up for a toga party?
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky: Toga! Toga!
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Ah, I think they like the idea, Hoov.
Dean Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Dean Wormer: Then as this moment they're on Double SECRET Probation!
Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?
Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder. He's pre-med.
[Clorette has just passed out]
Larry's evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever. ...I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo.
[The Deltas have been expelled.]
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.
D-Day: We have an old saying in Delta House:don't get mad, get even.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Well, well, well. Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages in fraternities on probation!
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: What a tool.
Dean Vernon Wormer: I didn't get that, son, what was that?
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Uh, I said, "What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules."
Dean Vernon Wormer: Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like shit through a goose.
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's got to be a very special girl.
Larry 'Pinto' Kroger: Look, you don't have to --
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.
Katy: You mean you want someone who'll screw on the first date.
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid.
Larry 'Pinto' Kroger: Hey!
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: What'd I say?
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: Where are you going? We just got here.
Katy: No, Boon, you just got here. I've been downstairs for an hour entertaining some kid from Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas.
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: Umm -- maybe we could drive up to your folks' place this weekend.
Katy: Oh, fabulous. My car filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet. It's too depressing to think about.
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: No! Just gonna be you and me. And Otter and another girl.
Katy: Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: What do you mean?
Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top>John "Bluto" Blutarsky:</TD><TD vAlign=top><DD>Food fight!</DD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top>Dean Vernon Wormer:</TD><TD vAlign=top><DD>Who dumped a whole truck-load of fizzies into the swim-meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.</DD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top>John "Bluto" Blutarsky:</TD><TD vAlign=top><DD>See if you can guess what I am now . . . I'm a zit.<DD>
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top>Eric "Otter" Stratton:</TD><TD vAlign=top><DD>Let's take the cheese.</DD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top>Daniel Simpson Day:</TD><TD vAlign=top><DD>Ramming speed!</DD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
D-day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[Runs out, alone, then returns.]
Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!
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