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A Nitwit has a car for sale

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This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants, but I wouldn't let him park it. I just leave it up front and make sure all the ladies saw me get out. I'm also totally ripped so that helps too. I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day. My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I've got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe. I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I'm a winner! I'm not saying this car will do the same for you but it's a start. If you're interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at [email protected]. I'll probably be working out so I'll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick).
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Ok, someone grab Deety...we need her to provide some vcash for a contest - the first person who emails this douche and gets him to meet somewhere. Oh, and you have to convince him that you're a "10" and want to do him...:slappy:
 
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BoxCar_Willie;1168113; said:
Check out the ad for it here

Read his extra comments, sounds like an awesome guy or something
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Looks like he pulled his ad. Below is what you get when you go to the link....
This car is no longer listed for sale.


The seller has removed this ad from the site. Keep searching! We update our listings constantly, so we're sure you'll find similar cars.
 
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Wingate1217;1168229; said:
Looks like he pulled his ad. Below is what you get when you go to the link....
This car is no longer listed for sale.


The seller has removed this ad from the site. Keep searching! We update our listings constantly, so we're sure you'll find similar cars.
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He probably traded the car for a cigar box guitar.
 
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BUCKYLE;1168245; said:
Like anyone would do something so stupid. :lol:

Cars can be bought anywhere! Cigar box guitars are far more rare.
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[sarcasm]Good point, I will now make sure never to trade away the guitar that Toas gave me the instructions to make. Never thought of it like that, my bad.[/sarcasm]

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