2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[Jaxbuck]

This is exactly the kind of game Lanning drops.....and it usually comes riiiiiiiiight after he runs his gums about something.

 

[TDunk]

Valenti: “I’m convinced that Kyle Whittingham doesn’t have his headset plugged in, maybe he’s listening to some Michael McDonald or something”.

Exact same thing my dad's buddy would yell at the tv during the Cooper years growing up. "Put the headset back on and listen to your shitty music".

 

[BuckyKatt]

 

[ScriptOhio]

Ohio State is bad, but at least they aren't Michigan​

The Buckeyes have had a terrible last two weeks, getting blown out in games against USC and Oregon. Playing without Julian Sayin has clearly been an issue. The offense has no way to push the ball down the field, and the defense can't stop hemorrhaging points.

However, things could be worse. They could have overpaid a five-star quarterback to flip his commitment, only to ruin him and bench him. That's what TTUN has done with Bryce Underwood. TTUN turned the ball over four times against Michigan State, showing no life on offense.

Michigan fans are starting to call Kyle Whittingham an Urban Meyer plant, especially after he said there are no more trophy games to care about after losing to MSU. He doesn't seem to understand the gravity of The Game, even though both teams are struggling.

 

[zwem]

Watch closer is all I can tell you- any team with a defense is going to give this OSU team a problem going forward because our own defense is beyond broken.

Sparty won by pressuring young QB. Can OSU do that? Nope
Sparty won by lining up and running into a tough defense for hard yards. Can OSU do that? Nope

You'll be amazed at how much more effective the tsun offense appears to be in 3 weeks.

Michigan's defense has been the only highlight this year. They are good.... not great, but good. I can tell they are starting to check out due to the offense sucking balls.

If OSU doesn't decide to target Smith, then Michigan will be in the game. I watched some of the Oregon game and was perplexed that Smith was wide open, but your young QB decided to go somewhere else with the ball.

As bad as your rushing attack has been this year, Michigan has been far worse. This might be the worst rushing attack since I begin following this team since the early 90s.

I'll give you another mind-boggling stat. In the last 3 home games, Michigan has scored 0 points in the first half.... COMBINED. This offense may be worse than the 2008 disaster year in RR's first year. I have no faith in this offense.

This team isn't good at all. They got lucky vs Western Michigan and the bs call. Their other wins are against Penn State, Oklahoma, Rutgers, and UTEP. I expect them to loss the next 3 games and finish 5-7. Really 4-8 which puts them on par with 2008 team.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I watched some of the Oregon game and was perplexed that Smith was wide open, but your young QB decided to go somewhere else with the ball.

When you've got 5'4" Devin McCuin in tripple coverage, you gotta throw him the ball

 

[zbuck]

When you've got 5'4" Devin McCuin in tripple coverage, you gotta throw him the ball

Well given how much Luke and Devin see eye to eye this makes sense ....

 

[Thump]