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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
College football winners and losers: Are teams like LSU, Ole Miss and Ohio State now out of the playoff race?
All three teams lost their third games of the season on Saturday.
Losers
Michigan: Things are getting worse in Ann Arbor. The Wolverines lost 15-6 at home to Michigan State on Saturday night. The Spartans entered the game winless in the Big Ten.The Wolverines had just 192 yards of offense on 52 plays as QB Tommy Carr threw two interceptions. Michigan was in real danger of getting shut out at home for the first time since 1967 — also a loss to Michigan State — before scoring a touchdown with 1:35 to go.
The loss drops Michigan to 5-4 overall ahead of games against No. 23 Oregon, No. 8 UCLA and No. 12 Ohio State. There's a very real chance Michigan could end the season at 5-7.
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Google AI: Dave Portnoy did not fund the majority of quarterback Bryce Underwood's total NIL package. While Portnoy originally pledged $1 million to $3 million annually to secure a top quarterback for Michigan, he publicly clarified that he did not pay the bulk of Underwood's reported $10.5 to $12 million multi-year deal.
Instead, Portnoy's primary role was instrumental in facilitating the recruitment and structuring a separate marketing agreement. The core funding for the massive "Godfather offer" that flipped Underwood from LSU to Michigan came via a partnership with Jolin and Larry Ellison (the billionaire Oracle co-founder) alongside Michigan’s NIL collective, Champions Circle. Portnoy publicly stated that while he was involved in some fashion and contributed millions to the overall effort, he was not footing the entire $10.5M+ bill himself......
Instead, Portnoy's primary role was instrumental in facilitating the recruitment and structuring a separate marketing agreement. The core funding for the massive "Godfather offer" that flipped Underwood from LSU to Michigan came via a partnership with Jolin and Larry Ellison (the billionaire Oracle co-founder) alongside Michigan’s NIL collective, Champions Circle. Portnoy publicly stated that while he was involved in some fashion and contributed millions to the overall effort, he was not footing the entire $10.5M+ bill himself......
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scarletngray
Gold Pants
Google AI: Dave Portnoy did not fund the majority of quarterback Bryce Underwood's total NIL package. While Portnoy originally pledged $1 million to $3 million annually to secure a top quarterback for Michigan, he publicly clarified that he did not pay the bulk of Underwood's reported $10.5 to $12 million multi-year deal.
Instead, Portnoy's primary role was instrumental in facilitating the recruitment and structuring a separate marketing agreement. The core funding for the massive "Godfather offer" that flipped Underwood from LSU to Michigan came via a partnership with Jolin and Larry Ellison (the billionaire Oracle co-founder) alongside Michigan’s NIL collective, Champions Circle. Portnoy publicly stated that while he was involved in some fashion and contributed millions to the overall effort, he was not footing the entire $10.5M+ bill himself......
Talking about losers.
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Per the terms of his contract, Beck is set to be owed up to $10.1 million. That's nearly $7 million in salary and nearly $3.1 million in retention bonuses. The contract is subject to offset and mitigation. It is believed to be the biggest buyout ever for a college assistant.
Just sayin': I'm amazed at how much better Utah got this year after Whittingham and Beck left; and how much shittier scUM became after Whittingham and Beck arrived.
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ORD_Buckeye
Wrong glass, Sir.
I'm still not on the all out hatred train for Whittingham. Yes, there's a baseline of hate just because he's in that job, but the needle doesn't go further than yet. AND, I have a real hope that if he leaves after this year, he goes public and just trashes the state of that program, Portnoy and the university leadership on his way back to Utah.Per the terms of his contract, Beck is set to be owed up to $10.1 million. That's nearly $7 million in salary and nearly $3.1 million in retention bonuses. The contract is subject to offset and mitigation. It is believed to be the biggest buyout ever for a college assistant.
Just sayin': I'm amazed at how much better Utah got this year after Whittingham and Beck left; and how much shittier scUM became after Whittingham and Beck arrived.
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BigWoof31
"Barkin' up the wrong tree"
Futures bet:
If you had to bet your home on which team is more likely to return to the CFB Playoff, wouldn't the smart money be on State?
I know they aren't good - but they seem to have the culture and the coach. Now it's just upgraded talent levels.
UM feels like they have to press the reset button on everything.
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OSU just needs to score 21 points. 14 points might even be enough.
We have a coach that stated the following:
“It’s my job as a coach to rally them back up and get them ready to compete for these last three games. … I don’t know, are there any more trophies in these last three games? I don’t think there’s any more.”
Michigan's Oline might make your Dline look like the 85 Bears.
You all will be alright. I promise you.
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