2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[buckeyemania11]

The talk about "historic" defense by the DFBIA cracks me up.

It's definitely benefiting statistically from........

Opponent yards per game rankings

Western Michigan - 123rd
Oklahoma - 114th
UTEP - 136th
Iowa - 68th
Minnesota - 125th
Ped State - 72nd
Indiana - 47th

Average total offense ranking of opponent so far - 97th

 

[Thump]

 

[BuckyKatt]

 

[pnuts34]

 

[osuvictory1]

Who TF is going to want to coach there now? It's one steaming hot fart box.

 

[Zurp]

The talk about "historic" defense by the DFBIA cracks me up.

It's definitely benefiting statistically from........

Opponent yards per game rankings

Western Michigan - 123rd
Oklahoma - 114th
UTEP - 136th
Iowa - 68th
Minnesota - 125th
Ped State - 72nd
Indiana - 47th

Average total offense ranking of opponent so far - 97th

Duh - What is the average total offense rank of teams that DIDN'T play the cheaters?
**Mic Drop**

That's how they rationalize that.

 

[pnuts34]

This is quite hydrating

 

[cincibuck]

So, another asterisk for Michigan?

 

[Thump]

 

[Thump]

Jake Butt is the next sportscasting superstar in my opinion.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Jake Butt is the next sportscasting superstar in my opinion.

Needs a shtick.

Fair and knowledgeable doesn’t piss anyone off.

 

[cincibuck]

I wouldn't feel sorry for Desmond if the Aryan Brotherhood were pimping out his asshole for cartons of Lucky Strikes.

I hear you, but I think he’s too dumb to hate on.

 

[osuvictory1]

Jake Butt is the next sportscasting superstar in my opinion.

OSU made a mistake by not offering him. I have a feeling he would have gone to OSU if offered.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

Needs a shtick.

Fair and knowledgeable doesn’t piss anyone off.

His name is Butt. Does that count as a shtick?

 

[OregonBuckeye]

I hear you, but I think he’s to dumb to hate on.

Couldn't disagree more. He's a prick in addition to being an imbecile. Hate harder