2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[Buckeye86]

Didn’t they run their starter and backup RBs into the ground last year? Yeah, keep grinding them with power running all year, that will scare us.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Didn’t they run their starter and backup RBs into the ground last year? Yeah, keep grinding them with power running all year, that will scare us.

But he hits the tackling sled so hard!

 

[cincibuck]

Faster than a speeding bullet, stronger than a mighty locomotive, able to leap over tall sanctions...
Strange visitor from another planet...
I think I see a pattern here.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

But he hits the tackling sled so hard!

Runs angry against air. Even angrier against passive resistance.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Somebody who doesn't hate late 70s arena rock the way I do really needs to rework "Jukebox Hero" into "Practice Rep Hero."

 

[TDunk]

My guess, BlueChew gold is a natural sponsor for the limp dick fanbase.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Does any other fan base get so hyped about dudes doing things against air or equipment?

Once again, something that became easy once he already knew where everything was going to be.

 

[BuckyKatt]

 

[Zurp]

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This graphic is missing an awful lot of asterisks.

 

[Mike80]

Fuck _ichigan

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Somebody who doesn't hate late 70s arena rock the way I do really needs to rework "Jukebox Hero" into "Practice Rep Hero."

Just use suno ai

 

[Bestbuck36]

FS2 just replayed The Game from last year. What a heart warming, soul- crushing 15 minutes of F You from Ryan Day and the Buckeyes eating clock, smashing them in their POS cheater mouths, and putting the game away at 27-9. And then... Brutus.

An eternally applied, Fuck'em!

 

[pnuts34]

I'm sure there's an opening for him on a staff in Ann Arbor

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

FS2 just replayed The Game from last year. What a heart warming, soul- crushing 15 minutes of F You from Ryan Day and the Buckeyes eating clock, smashing them in their POS cheater mouths, and putting the game away at 27-9. And then... Brutus.

An eternally applied, Fuck'em!

I watched as well. I specifically enjoyed watching the body language of the players once they realized they a) didn't have the plays and b) weren't facing a mind numbingly stupid gameplan. They realized the better team was actually going to win and they just quit.

 

[Zurp]

I watched as well. I specifically enjoyed watching the body language of the players once they realized they a) didn't have the plays and b) weren't facing a mind numbingly stupid gameplan. They realized the better team was actually going to win and they just quit.

Of course, some great parts of that game:
1. Their fans insist that Smith fumbled that touchdown reception and it should be a turnover and touchback. You're grasping for anything you can hold onto.
2. They wanted to defend the M... and Ohio State showed that they had no desire to attack it.
3. In their fans' infinite wiseness (is that a word?), they laugh at Ohio State for celebrating the last interception. It came on 4th down, so by intercepting the ball, Ohio State lost yards, like the idiots that they are. "We're so smart. Our team lost, but at least we didn't lose 10 yards on that play." On top of that, Ohio State got a 15-yard penalty after the play. Anything to take away from the fact that you didn't benefit from the cheating.