2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[TDunk]

I think he is progressing just fine. Do you Bryce.

 

[jwinslow]

This just just a hater hatin. You're telling me an offense that favors runs up the middle and passes to the TE 99% of the time isn't QB friendly?

Do you like 400 mph check downs and swing passes?

 

[Steve19]

They must have a sense of impending doom for this kid and their team.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

They must have a sense of impending doom for this kid and their team.

They could do the decent thing and scuttle the program, bulldoze the stadium, and salt the earth.

 

[Zurp]

They could do the decent thing and scuttle the program, bulldoze the stadium, and salt the earth.

Wait until Ohio State gets the head-to-head record.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Never fear, the sunshine pump squad is here.

Lol @ watching that Spring Game and concluding that Underwood has gotten "immensely better"

Jon Jansen Talks Bryce Underwood, Shares How Michigan Got 'Immensely Better' This Spring

The Wolverines are trending up with this new coaching staff.

www.si.com

This cracked me up too

the verbiage is easier for the players to understand and learn from what it was under Sherrone Moore.

Yea........ the Sherrone Moore offense was extremely complex

 

[Jaxbuck]

Never fear, the sunshine pump squad is here.

Lol @ watching that Spring Game and concluding that Underwood has gotten "immensely better"

Jon Jansen Talks Bryce Underwood, Shares How Michigan Got 'Immensely Better' This Spring

The Wolverines are trending up with this new coaching staff.

www.si.com

This cracked me up too



Yea........ the Sherrone Moore offense was extremely complex

Well, to be fair, he didn't say he was any good, he just said he was better.

If he needed the Sherrone Moore offense dumbed down for him then, well then, yikes.

I hope someone with an IQ over 80 is in charge of his money.

 

[buckeyemania11]

NCAA warming up another "we have to think of the kids here" sham "punishment"

 

[Zurp]

NCAA warming up another "we have to think of the kids here" sham "punishment"

They don't have to. They won't.
"We've already hammered them. That's done. Let's consider punishing New Mexico State - I hear that one of their coaches texted a guy in M*ch*gan who considered going to UM."

 

[ScriptOhio]

Skull Session: Michigan’s OpenAI Investment Could Be Worth $2 Billion; Jim Lachey Praises Ohio State Football Coaches From Woody Hayes to Ryan Day

Michigan’s OpenAI investment could be worth $2 billion, and Jim Lachey reflects on what has separated Ohio State coaches from Woody Hayes to Ryan Day.

www.elevenwarriors.com

HEARTBREAKING: The worst people you know just did something really smart.

I hate giving Michigan credit. It physically pains me. But the Wolverines made an incredible investment in OpenAI, putting $20 million into one of the AI lab’s earliest fundraising rounds, according to exhibits from the Elon Musk–Sam Altman litigation.

That investment could end up making Michigan an absurd amount of money.

The documents don’t fully explain the terms of the stake, but Michigan reportedly set a “target redemption amount” of $2 billion. It’s also unclear how the school would use that kind of windfall, but if Dusty May and Kyle Whittingham ever get access to some of that cash, Ross Bjork better start investing in whatever comes after AI.

Just sayin': Ain't that "the shits"?

 

[pnuts34]

This will be interesting, because increasing the CFP to 24 teams will absolutely destroy the importance of a number of rivalries. They will still be played, and the fans will still be rabid. But if a HC is worrying about the health of his a week before a CFP game, I can see some starters sit, and some coaches not take the rivalry as serious. Especially if programs start hiring more coaches with no alliance to the school and their culture(i.e. alum).

 

[Zurp]

This will be interesting, because increasing the CFP to 24 teams will absolutely destroy the importance of a number of rivalries. They will still be played, and the fans will still be rabid. But if a HC is worrying about the health of his a week before a CFP game, I can see some starters sit, and some coaches not take the rivalry as serious. Especially if programs start hiring more coaches with no alliance to the school and their culture(i.e. alum).

1. I agree with you 100%.
2. I think this has already started. The fact that Ohio State got into the playoffs in 2022 after losing to the cheaters is wild. Yes, I think they were one of the 4 best teams in the country, but The Game meant nothing to the playoff picture. Garbage. Ohio State getting into the playoffs in 2024 is also lame. Not as lame as 2022, since there were 12 spots.
The Game still means something to you and me and all the other stupid fans. But all the smart people out there will look at this like we see the Army-Navy game now.

 

[pnuts34]

1. I agree with you 100%.
2. I think this has already started. The fact that Ohio State got into the playoffs in 2022 after losing to the cheaters is wild. Yes, I think they were one of the 4 best teams in the country, but The Game meant nothing to the playoff picture. Garbage. Ohio State getting into the playoffs in 2024 is also lame. Not as lame as 2022, since there were 12 spots.
The Game still means something to you and me and all the other stupid fans. But all the smart people out there will look at this like we see the Army-Navy game now.

And imagine a scenario where The Game is played and then in 3wks, a possible rematch in the CFP. As a HC what do you consider more important. winning the rivalry or winning an NC? Going to be interesting for so many rivalries at the end of the year

 

[Zurp]

And imagine a scenario where The Game is played and then in 3wks, a possible rematch in the CFP. As a HC what do you consider more important. winning the rivalry or winning an NC? Going to be interesting for so many rivalries at the end of the year

Absolutely 12 teams is a stretch.
James Madison??
Tulane?
Alabama?

I remember 2003. 3 teams ended with 1 loss. LSU, Oklahoma, and USC. "We need a 4-team playoff!!!" So... okay... who is team #4? *ichigan, Texas, Tennessee, Ohio State, Florida State, Miami - all ended with 2 losses. In a time when losing 1 game gives you a huge hill to climb to win a national championship, and these people wanted to give a 2-loss team a chance?

This drive to add more teams who someone thinks "deserves it" has diluted and will continue to dilute the national championship. But we can either fight the losing battle or watch it all happen.

 

[pnuts34]

Absolutely 12 teams is a stretch.
James Madison??
Tulane?
Alabama?

I remember 2003. 3 teams ended with 1 loss. LSU, Oklahoma, and USC. "We need a 4-team playoff!!!" So... okay... who is team #4? *ichigan, Texas, Tennessee, Ohio State, Florida State, Miami - all ended with 2 losses. In a time when losing 1 game gives you a huge hill to climb to win a national championship, and these people wanted to give a 2-loss team a chance?

This drive to add more teams who someone thinks "deserves it" has diluted and will continue to dilute the national championship. But we can either fight the losing battle or watch it all happen.

Yeah, and the issue will be similar to CBB, the regular season becomes less important. And IMO this will make scheduling VERY interesting, because does Day choose to load up every year playing a big OOC, knowing that OSU could lose up to 3-4gms in a 24 team scenario and still make the playoff