2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[TDunk]

I think he is progressing just fine. Do you Bryce.

 

[jwinslow]

This just just a hater hatin. You're telling me an offense that favors runs up the middle and passes to the TE 99% of the time isn't QB friendly?

Do you like 400 mph check downs and swing passes?

 

[Steve19]

They must have a sense of impending doom for this kid and their team.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

They must have a sense of impending doom for this kid and their team.

They could do the decent thing and scuttle the program, bulldoze the stadium, and salt the earth.

 

[Zurp]

They could do the decent thing and scuttle the program, bulldoze the stadium, and salt the earth.

Wait until Ohio State gets the head-to-head record.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Never fear, the sunshine pump squad is here.

Lol @ watching that Spring Game and concluding that Underwood has gotten "immensely better"

Jon Jansen Talks Bryce Underwood, Shares How Michigan Got 'Immensely Better' This Spring

The Wolverines are trending up with this new coaching staff.

www.si.com

This cracked me up too

the verbiage is easier for the players to understand and learn from what it was under Sherrone Moore.

Yea........ the Sherrone Moore offense was extremely complex

 

[Jaxbuck]

Never fear, the sunshine pump squad is here.

Lol @ watching that Spring Game and concluding that Underwood has gotten "immensely better"

Jon Jansen Talks Bryce Underwood, Shares How Michigan Got 'Immensely Better' This Spring

The Wolverines are trending up with this new coaching staff.

www.si.com

This cracked me up too



Yea........ the Sherrone Moore offense was extremely complex

Well, to be fair, he didn't say he was any good, he just said he was better.

If he needed the Sherrone Moore offense dumbed down for him then, well then, yikes.

I hope someone with an IQ over 80 is in charge of his money.

 

[buckeyemania11]

NCAA warming up another "we have to think of the kids here" sham "punishment"

 

[Zurp]

NCAA warming up another "we have to think of the kids here" sham "punishment"

They don't have to. They won't.
"We've already hammered them. That's done. Let's consider punishing New Mexico State - I hear that one of their coaches texted a guy in M*ch*gan who considered going to UM."

 

[ScriptOhio]

Skull Session: Michigan’s OpenAI Investment Could Be Worth $2 Billion; Jim Lachey Praises Ohio State Football Coaches From Woody Hayes to Ryan Day

Michigan’s OpenAI investment could be worth $2 billion, and Jim Lachey reflects on what has separated Ohio State coaches from Woody Hayes to Ryan Day.

www.elevenwarriors.com

HEARTBREAKING: The worst people you know just did something really smart.

I hate giving Michigan credit. It physically pains me. But the Wolverines made an incredible investment in OpenAI, putting $20 million into one of the AI lab’s earliest fundraising rounds, according to exhibits from the Elon Musk–Sam Altman litigation.

That investment could end up making Michigan an absurd amount of money.

The documents don’t fully explain the terms of the stake, but Michigan reportedly set a “target redemption amount” of $2 billion. It’s also unclear how the school would use that kind of windfall, but if Dusty May and Kyle Whittingham ever get access to some of that cash, Ross Bjork better start investing in whatever comes after AI.

Just sayin': Ain't that "the shits"?