2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[Zurp]

Fuck Michigan
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Didn't she tell the people doing an investigation that everything was hunky dory....kinda rendering this current complaint weak as hell?
Fuck Michigan
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1. You're about two dozen "Fuck Michigans" short of what they deserve.
2. Normally, I'd let it go because your point was made. But you said "hunky dory" like an old guy. Your penance should be to complete the "Fuck Michigans" that you missed.

I mean one could argue he went to her place and threatened himself and her immediately adter so she had a strong incentive to lie about it.


It just points to how laughable Michigan's "Investigation" of this all was.

1. Which investigation? I thought I heard they investigated rumors for years and they couldn't find any evidence that they were dating. Or are we talking about after the arrest was made?
2. If it's the first one, yeah, she can say she felt trapped in this relationship by Moore and the administration. If it's the second one, she might not have quite so strong of a point. He was locked up and she was being watched. No controlling her at that point.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

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An extra one for extra penance

 

[dragurd]

1. You're about two dozen "Fuck Michigans" short of what they deserve.
2. Normally, I'd let it go because your point was made. But you said "hunky dory" like an old guy. Your penance should be to complete the "Fuck Michigans" that you missed.


1. Which investigation? I thought I heard they investigated rumors for years and they couldn't find any evidence that they were dating. Or are we talking about after the arrest was made?
2. If it's the first one, yeah, she can say she felt trapped in this relationship by Moore and the administration. If it's the second one, she might not have quite so strong of a point. He was locked up and she was being watched. No controlling her at that point.

First one. Where TSUN fans were all well they asked them both what more could they do? While apparently it was a known thing by everyone around them.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Wait, so do they actually hate us cause Jesse Owens ruined their boys good time?

In 1936, we sent Jesse Owens; they sent a eugenics advocate.

 

[NFBuck]

Moore, 40, responded to the firing by driving to Shiver's apartment and confronting her. Shiver, 32, told police that the married father of three grabbed a butter knife and threatened to harm himself.

This is such a fantastic sentence. Death by dairy.

 

[JohnnyCockfight]

 

[Jaxbuck]

This is such a fantastic sentence. Death by dairy.

I mean if you are the cops on the scene, you have to be suppressing a chuckle and the desire to tell him to do it.

A butter knife

It's like Bachelor Party where the guy was trying to slit his wrists with an electric razor.

 

[zbuck]

This is such a fantastic sentence. Death by dairy.

 

[DaveyBoy]

So Michigan was all in on protecting Moore from this scandal hitting the public media.……until Ryan Day pantsed him in the BigHouse. Then they were all in on exposing him so they could fire him for cause and not have to deal with a messy termination lawsuit……but only exposing enough to make HIM look bad and not that scumbag college.

Michigan truly is the Auburn of the BigTen. There is no illegal/unethical/immoral act that is too bad to cause them any embarrassment. Fuck them.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

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you can't leave out the best part of that...

 

[buckeyemania11]

Michigan is the mega church pastor of college football. Always screaming about how good and virtuous they are, claiming they "don't do things like the others". Well, they are right on that, they don't do things like others, they do worser than the others .

 

[Jagdaddy]

I mean if you are the cops on the scene, you have to be suppressing a chuckle and the desire to tell him to do it.

A butter knife

It's like Bachelor Party where the guy was trying to slit his wrists with an electric razor.

In fairness:

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

So Michigan was all in on protecting Moore from this scandal hitting the public media.……until Ryan Day pantsed him in the BigHouse. Then they were all in on exposing him so they could fire him for cause and not have to deal with a messy termination lawsuit……but only exposing enough to make HIM look bad and not that scumbag college.

Michigan truly is the Auburn of the BigTen. There is no illegal/unethical/immoral act that is too bad to cause them any embarrassment. Fuck them.

I don't care enough to go look it up, but I remember towards the end of the Hoke tenure, they unearthed some nothingburger of an email, and all their fans were clutching their pearls over it. All because he had proven to be garbage. If he was winning, 1) the email wouldn't have come out and 2) they would've won gold medals in mental gymnastics defending him.

So sick of that fucking place.

 

[dragurd]

Michigan is the mega church pastor of college football. Always screaming about how good and virtuous they are, claiming they "don't do things like the others". Well, they are right on that, they don't do things like others, they do worser than the others .

So Dabo but somehow even holier than thou?

 

[BB73]

Moore, 40, responded to the firing by driving to Shiver's apartment and confronting her. Shiver, 32, told police that the married father of three grabbed a butter knife and threatened to harm himself.

Showing up and her place and warning to get messy with butter?

I can see that, but no knife is needed.