2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[ORD_Buckeye]

Good luck to Whittingham they will have his head if he even thinks about benching the 12 million dollar QB

I think he'll be fine. He's their savior now, not Underwood, and Whittingham strikes me as a no fucks to give when it comes to the fanbase. If Underwood clearly sucks, I think the fans will rally around Whittingham. It also might put a nail on the coffin for any future Ellison NIL money, which would be a good thing.

 

[Mike80]

The OTHER fun part of Underwhelming being underwhelming is they don't have nearly the offensive line they had 3 almost 4 seasons ago where they can run the ball 50+ times per game and get away with it.

Without any real threat of a vertical passing game, it almost becomes like playing Navy. Except Navy can make that shit work, I'm not sure TCUN can.

 

[scarletngray]

The OTHER fun part of Underwhelming being underwhelming is they don't have nearly the offensive line they had 3 almost 4 seasons ago where they can run the ball 50+ times per game and get away with it.

Without any real threat of a vertical passing game, it almost becomes like playing Navy. Except Navy can make that shit work, I'm not sure TCUN can.

Exactly! Great point. They will have another good D and a struggling O in large part because of the Oline.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Exactly! Great point. They will have another good D and a struggling O in large part because of the Oline.

Their D is going from being ran by NFL level guys in recent times to being ran by purely college guys who have spent their whole careers in that Utah/Idaho sphere. I expect a dropoff there too.

 

[BuckBackHome]

All I care is that we have at least one more point than them once the clock ends when we play each and every single time.

 

[scarletngray]

Their D is going from being ran by NFL level guys in recent times to being ran by purely college guys who have spent their whole careers in that Utah/Idaho sphere. I expect a dropoff there too.

I hope that you are right!

 

[buckeyemania11]

I hope that you are right!

Im thinking it reverts back to more of a Don Brown situation. They will still be able to get by fine against the lesser teams but the better teams will have their way with them

 

[Bestbuck36]

He appears to be developing along greatly

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Money well spent

 

[TDunk]

That team is amazing and should be feared. They are #1. It would be substantial to beat them. They come to Columbus and probably should be favored. We need to rise up to those bastards. F**k all of them.

 

[dragurd]

This is exactly what happens when you just hand a 17/18 year old kid everything without making them even slightly have to earn it. 12 million dollars and touted as "unquestionably the man!" And a starting job with nobody in sight who could even hope to slightly push him. scUM especially is a even more terrible place for this because of their overtly sunshine pumping media and fans.....we were still seeing a ton of "we've never seen a freshman like this!" Fluff throughout the season after it was obvious he was struggling.

I kind of think it might have been how Terrell Pryor might have ended up in NIL Era

 

[Jaxbuck]

He’s going to get his receivers killed.

Fuck them kids

 

[jwinslow]

This synopsis of this rumor is that Oracle CEO and Michigan bag man (b/c of his lady friend) Ellison is/already pulled his funding:

*Please save the politics for the poli board*, but this would be a pretty giant development if true



(*no politics here please*)

 

[CMic]

This synopsis of this rumor is that Oracle CEO and Michigan bag man (b/c of his lady friend) Ellison is/already pulled his funding:

*Please save the politics for the poli board*
(*no politics here please*)

My political statement: Fuck Michigan

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

My political statement: Fuck Michigan

 

[cincibuck]

Their D is going from being ran by NFL level guys in recent times to being ran by purely college guys who have spent their whole careers in that Utah/Idaho sphere. I expect a dropoff there too.

Idaho and Utah lead the nation in armed pick-up trucks and % of 3.2 beer consumed.