2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[charlohiottean]

Think of the NIL bag he could get when he makes his first catch in The Game.

What a stupid fantasy.You should go back to posting more believable things like your relationship with Jessica.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Surprised they’re that young. Outside of the 3 underclassmen you mentioned, most of their key players are upperclassmen or out of eligibility. They’ll have to use the portal to create depth at QB and RB, unless they plan on Kuzdzal being the backup until Hiter is ready. Same at DL and LB.

I’m also not sure how much Underwood improving will help a grind-it-out offense. He isn’t athletic enough to take over a game, and they either don’t want him to or he’s not willing to run enough to supplement the RBs. If he does improve, they still need a good passing scheme and more than 1 good WR.

It's gonna be hard for them to lure in great WR talent from the portal. The offense is not WR friendly and they presumably have a #1 WR in Marsh for the next 2-3 years.

Being the #2 WR on scUM you are like the 4th option in the passing game of a heavy rush offense with the amount of times they check down to the TEs and RBs

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

It's gonna be hard for them to lure in great WR talent from the portal. The offense is not WR friendly and they presumably have a #1 WR in Marsh for the next 2-3 years.

Being the #2 WR on scUM you are like the 4th option in the passing game of a heavy rush offense with the amount of times they check down to the TEs and RBs

Maybe even 5th or 6th option in the passing game once you factor in the opponent’s defensive backs. Igbinosun had more catches than Marsh on Saturday, so…

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Ah yes....the fan base that was up in arms about our players NIL deals last year. They've got the 12 million dollar man and the world's worst taste in jewelry racking up almost 100 yards of offense combined.

 

[jwinslow]

 

[TDunk]

I have two younger brothers. I know that pose.

 

[Buckeye86]

I have two younger brothers. I know that pose.

“Go ahead and hit me and I’ll run and tell mommy.” ?

 

[TampaBuckeyes]

Compare that to Caleb Downs already working on building his empire in real estate. Culture.

At least he’s not hocking vacuum cleaners.

 

[charlohiottean]

At least he’s not hocking vacuum cleaners.

To be clear, I’m impressed with his entrepreneurialism. It was not meant to be a sarcastic dig. I think we all knew some kid in high school that was 17 but we all thought was actually 35 years old.

 

[charlohiottean]

Don’t know if this is a troll, but it’d be nice if somebody up there thought this way.

 

[Onebuckfan]

Hey scUM Day went easy on you compared to BRUTUS. Legendary troll job.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Don’t know if this is a troll, but it’d be nice if somebody up there thought this way.

0% chance that's an actual Michigan fan. Too factual.

 

[charlohiottean]

0% chance that's an actual Michigan fan. Too factual.

I’m sure you’re right,

but it’s all part of my rock ‘n’ roll fantasy

out here, planting ear worms.

 

[Zurp]

Don’t know if this is a troll, but it’d be nice if somebody up there thought this way.

0% chance that's an actual Michigan fan. Too factual.

No chance it's real.
They'd never admit that Ohio State is better.
They'd never admit that the player headbutted a ref. No contact was made, in their eyes.
They'd say that no flag was planted because they prevented it.
There was no cheating, in their view.

To them, their team was hosed by referees. Their team was injured. Their team just has a couple of things to fix. They just need to spend a little more money.
Wait 'til next year.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Just sayin': The SI article indicates he is getting over $200K in NIL money. Some school would have to probably out bid that.

Michigan freshman receiver shares jaw dropping jewelry acquisition on Instagram

Freshman wide receiver Andrew Marsh has been turning heads during Michigan Spring practices. Wide receivers coach Ron Bellamy spoke highly of both Marsh and fel

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Michigan freshman receiver shares jaw dropping jewelry acquisition on Instagram​

Michigan Wolverines freshman receiver Andrew Marsh shared a story on IG showing some amazing iced out pieces he acquired

Freshman wide receiver Andrew Marsh has been turning heads during Michigan Spring practices. Wide receivers coach Ron Bellamy spoke highly of both Marsh and fellow freshman receiver Jamar Browder saying, "You can see the talent, it's just a matter of us continuing to develop the guys."

The future looks bright for Marsh and his running mate, and it helps having an elite, generational, and physically gifted quarterback like Bryce Underwood throwing passes your way. The only thing that may be brighter than his future is the "ice" that Marsh recently acquired from renowned jeweler CtheJeweler. Marsh shared some of the pieces on his IG story and they are incredible to say the least.

On3 reported that Marsh has a likely NIL valuation in the $214,000 range, making a purchase like this very feasible for the young man.

This is just another example of how NIL has changed the college sports landscape. A decade ago, if a player had shared something like this to their social media account the NCAA would have swooped in overnight and sanctioned everything. They would have hammered the school, suspended the player, and took to the media to justify their moral high ground in pursuit of saving amateur athletics. NIL has changed all of that, and the NCAA no longer has a say for how an athlete uses their name, image, and likeness to earn funds. Apparently, Marsh has done quite well for himself in that respect.

Looks like something a guy would wear while slapping his ho's.