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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Whittingham is basically a great value version of Harbaugh but without the NFL pedigree. The scUM people acting like this is some landscape changing hire are comically delusional.

Guy has averaged 4 losses a season at Utah. I know I know "but the resources!!!". If any 8-4ish type coach of a smaller program was a garutneed success if you gave them the keys to a bigger program they'd all be highly coveted every year, which isn't the case.

He's a good coach but he's not moving the needle at a bigger program in a higher level conference.

Michigan is basically going to be Utah Midwest from the looks of how he's gonna form his staff. Which means 7-9 wins usually with maybe a 10 win season here and there if things fall right.
His resume is there to see, plain as day. He runs a very Urbanesque spread style offense, which was the shit back in the day, but the game passed Urban by.

They should be very concerned about Whittingham pretty much being solitarily isolated in his coaching career to Utah and Idaho.

He has pretty much no in roads within the B1G, the midwest or the south. The Samoans already love BYU, USC and Ore. They don't need to go the Ann Arbor to play.

DBFIA are super reaching with what he brings to the table.

He will do a fine job and win the games he should, but beating the elite B1G programs on their schedule may be a stretch.

We shall see. Seems like a solid person, but the jury is out on whether he performs well.

What he does certainly bring is a good moral forbearance which is what they need now.
 
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He resume is there to see, plain as day. He runs a very Urbanesque spread style offense, which was the shit back in the day, but the game passed Urban by.

They should be very concerned about Whittingham pretty much being solitarily isolated in his coaching career to Utah and Idaho.

He has pretty much no in roads within the B1G, the midwest or the south. The Samoans already love BYU, USC and Ore. They don't need to go the Ann Arbor to play.

DBFIA are super reaching with what he brings to the table.

He will do a fine job and win the games he should, but beating the elite B1G programs on their schedule may be a stretch.

We shall see. Seems like a solid person, but the jury is out on whether he performs well.

What he does certainly bring is a good moral forbearance which is what they need now.

His main assistant choices look like they are "his guys" who are also purely west region guys as well. You'd think he'd at least try to bring in a OC or DC who had some major program experience and B1G or SEC region type in roads, but nope. These are guys whos only major experience is at Utah and BYU type programs. That would be the most concerning part to me if I was a DFIBA member
 
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Yeah, he’s gone.

Per On3:
Doubt it. He's the guaranteed starter despite throwing like Edward Scissorhands. That's not going to happen anywhere else for at least a year.
Michigan QB Bryce Underwood's NIL earnings are estimated around $3 million per year, part of a reported historic multi-year deal valued between $10-$12 million, potentially covering his college tenure, with contributions from figures like Larry Ellison, Tom Brady, and Dave Portnoy. This massive deal, which secured him for Michigan over LSU, includes a base valuation, sponsorships (Beats, Celsius, Hollister), and significant long-term business support, making him one of college football's highest earners even as a freshman

Just sayin': I doubt it too. Nobody is going to offer him more NIL money than he is currently guaranteed to get at scUM. If a school is going to throw that much $$$ at a QB in the transfer portal; they are going to throw it at one of the top rated/ranked QBs in the portial like Sam Leavitt or Byrum Brown.
 
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Right or wrong, you can sell against that.

Any kind of big, public, new sheriff in town/clean up stuff can be spun into a deemphasizing football counter claim if you want to.

I think the cleaning




adults in charge at the BOT level are actually going to lean into that more than football fans think they will. Watch for a board committee to oversee the athletic department once they shitcan Warde. If that happens all the NIL money cannon stuff will be operating in a harsher environment. Likely a classic case of over reacting/swinging the pendulum back too far the other way for a while and it doesn't take much of that for the rest of CFB to let the talent know, you aren't serious about football anymore.

I'm not worried about the headlines of the coach. I am watching for what they say and do at Warde's level and above. That will tell you what's really going inclination on.
could it be, that this is the start of cleaning up the mess in aisle three left by Harbaugh and Ono? Could it also be a sign that they want to be able to put football on the back burner in order to deal with the threat of losing their real meal ticket, research? These are difficult times for higher ed and the Big Ten hasn’t shown much inclination to fight against the 2025 movement.
 
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Doubt it. He's the guaranteed starter despite throwing like Edward Scissorhands. That's not going to happen anywhere else for at least a year.
The only reason he stays is to collect the rest, which in all fairness is life changing money. Ok, looking at what he did this year, just take the money kid and hope for the best. You can get one more year in transfer to Central Michigan.
 
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Doubt it. He's the guaranteed starter despite throwing like Edward Scissorhands. That's not going to happen anywhere else for at least a year.
Is he a guaranteed starter though? Whittingham's offense is reliant on a dual threat, with a emphasis on the running part of the dual.

Whittingham is playing with house money. Why does he give a shit if a over hyped kid bolts. Scum is in a vulnerable position.
 
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