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*2024 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

I think they needed him for Bama. Maybe not in person, but nobody ever went into their facilities and said "hey you need to hand over all the materiel right now". Certainly neither Ono nor Warde did that. And they repeatedly ghosted NCAA.
And given the OOC schools we know they scouted (Georgia, Tennessee, USC, TCU, ...) I find it impossible to believe Bama wasn't in there too.
I don't think they're good enough to get by Bama this year without Stalions.

No doubt they were able to continue using some of the information they have, and I'd be shocked if they didn't have someone at the PAC12 and SEC conference title games. Harbaugh isn't leaving his NFL future to chance after doing this for so long.

What I thought would be their undoing after all this broke was having to pivot midseason without Stallions and advanced information. Maybe it's easier than I think, and we obviously saw some dropoff, but for 2.5 seasons, the entire structure of their offensive and defensive gameplans were tailored to having signals. Stallions is easily replaceable, and I'm not sure why they couldn't just use a spotter in the booth if you are 100% leaving after the season. The signals are necessary, though. When you haven't been organically adjusting in-game for almost 3 years, how does that immediately come to form late in the season against the best teams?
 
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The main reason I hate to see dUMb win the natty(*) was because of their dumbass fan base running their mouths.

"We've won as many Championships in the last 25 years as you"

Yeah, 1/2 (shared with Nebraskas) and 1/4 (cheating motherfuckers) = 2 in dUMb fantasy land.

They try to act like their title was won "all organically" too. Even if you take the cheating aspect away.

Those fuckers had more transfers on that roster who were either starters or big rotation contributors than Ohio State has coming in so far for 2024 (10 to 6) and they want to yell that we are "buying a whole team from the portal"

They don't win the title without the transfer portal, yet they'll still sit there and act like "Oh no Michigan doesn't use the transfer portal like eveyrone else the University wont allow them to enroll here!"
 
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The main reason I hate to see dUMb win the natty(*) was because of their dumbass fan base running their mouths.

"We've won as many Championships in the last 25 years as you"

Yeah, 1/2 (shared with Nebraskas) and 1/4 (cheating motherfuckers) = 2 in dUMb fantasy land.
Are people still in awe of LSU's 2019 NC? No, because the program took a nose dive after that.

Scum fans went from celebrating to lamenting the diminishment of their program in such a quick and dramatic fashion.

They have memories, but the glory was short lived.
 
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Are people still in awe of LSU's 2019 NC? No, because the program took a nose dive after that.

Scum fans went from celebrating to lamenting the diminishment of their program in such a quick and dramatic fashion.

They have memories, but the glory was short lived.

2019 LSU at least got a honeymoon period.

scUM talk pretty much immediately shifted to Harbaugh flirting with the NFL again.

There's nothing particularly memorable about the team for anyone outside of scUM fans, it was probably the most underwhelming season of college football in awhile overall due to a lot of the usual big players having "down years". This will probably be the most forgotten national title team of the first quarter of this century. Harbaugh leaving right away will be more remembered than the team itself.
 
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What I thought would be their undoing after all this broke was having to pivot midseason without Stallions and advanced information. Maybe it's easier than I think, and we obviously saw some dropoff, but for 2.5 seasons, the entire structure of their offensive and defensive gameplans were tailored to having signals. Stallions is easily replaceable, and I'm not sure why they couldn't just use a spotter in the booth if you are 100% leaving after the season. The signals are necessary, though. When you haven't been organically adjusting in-game for almost 3 years, how does that immediately come to form late in the season against the best teams?
Was Stalions the mastermind of this whole thing? Maybe, but I don't think so, anymore. He may have coordinated a lot of it, and funded it with his vacuum business. But we all know the vacuum business was just the funnel - they got the money through other means. Take out the funnel, and you get yourself a new funnel.

I don't think Stalions is the only one who had the ability to do all of this. Once Stalions was caught, M*ch*gan went to work putting someone else in his place, and shored up whatever weak points they had to keep themselves from being caught in the future.

Also, I'm trying to be naïve enough to believe it was only happening at M*ch*gan. But I know it's happening other places.
 
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The main reason I hate to see dUMb win the natty(*) was because of their dumbass fan base running their mouths.

"We've won as many Championships in the last 25 years as you"

Yeah, 1/2 (shared with Nebraskas) and 1/4 (cheating motherfuckers) = 2 in dUMb fantasy land.
In the last 25 years? They only have this one, but tCun fans struggle with math.
 
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They are trying to give Harbaugh "coaching tree" credit for MacDonald :lol: guy coached at scUM for ONE YEAR as a rental gift from brother then got the hell out of there.

 
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Punch? I'm thinking pronged end of a hammer to the forehead.
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Are people still in awe of LSU's 2019 NC? No, because the program took a nose dive after that.

Scum fans went from celebrating to lamenting the diminishment of their program in such a quick and dramatic fashion.

They have memories, but the glory was short lived.
JFC, NO. Just No bro. Comparing LSU's title season with these cheating cocksuckers is an abomination! They didnt have to cheat and had a legitimate QB with amazing WR talent. scum had Stalions cheating recipe, and don't think for a minute they didnt use all of that knowledge the rest of the year and barely beat us and Bama!

When I get back to Columbus, I'm envisioning a problem when I see that fucking word and colors on peoples clothes!
 
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That’s the problem with playing ccgs. Or playing important games in November. Will be interesting to see how long The Game continues to be played in November.
There's no reason to change it now - 12 teams are making the playoffs and scUM is thoroughly decapitated just by attrition and Simple Jim leaving with his cheating system. Once the NCAA comes in to pick the bones - and they will - there won't be much left for a while.
 
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Ohio State football: Michigan's Connor Stalions has officially become creepy

Imagine being so obsessed with someone, that you park outside of their house late at night to take a picture of the front of their house from your car with flowers on your dashboard. Sounds like complete creepy stalker-like stuff, doesn’t it? Now imagine that person you have become so obsessed with is actually an entire football program and that house is Ohio Stadium, home of the Ohio State football program. Such is the case for one Connor Stalions, the low-level staffer who became the fall guy for Michigan during their 2023 cheating scandal.

Stalions posted a picture of himself apparently parked outside of Ohio Stadium late at night with roses and a Michigan 2023 National Championship hat on his dash the other night. His attempt to troll Ohio State looks more like a creepy stalker advertisement than it does a flex.

 
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