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Ohio State football: Michigan's Connor Stalions has officially become creepy

Imagine being so obsessed with someone, that you park outside of their house late at night to take a picture of the front of their house from your car with flowers on your dashboard. Sounds like complete creepy stalker-like stuff, doesn’t it? Now imagine that person you have become so obsessed with is actually an entire football program and that house is Ohio Stadium, home of the Ohio State football program. Such is the case for one Connor Stalions, the low-level staffer who became the fall guy for Michigan during their 2023 cheating scandal.

Stalions posted a picture of himself apparently parked outside of Ohio Stadium late at night with roses and a Michigan 2023 National Championship hat on his dash the other night. His attempt to troll Ohio State looks more like a creepy stalker advertisement than it does a flex.


It would be such a shame if that post launched a thousand photoshops
 
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I'll believe it when I see it. But I hope you're right.
They are going to have too....just to start, you had a major investigation launched mid-season. The NCAA isn't about to lose face by saying nothing was found.

Also, one of the coaches was fired for going around and telling kids not to cooperate. The school will face sanctions for that alone.

And to top it off, Simple Jim was still under investigation for recruiting violations. He might be gone to the NFL but the NCAA doesn't give a shit and will still slap them for that as well.

All in all, the NCAA is a government org without the title. They may move glacially but they will move.
 
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JFC, NO. Just No bro. Comparing LSU's title season with these cheating cocksuckers is an abomination! They didnt have to cheat and had a legitimate QB with amazing WR talent. scum had Stalions cheating recipe, and don't think for a minute they didnt use all of that knowledge the rest of the year and barely beat us and Bama!

When I get back to Columbus, I'm envisioning a problem when I see that fucking word and colors on peoples clothes!
That really wasn't what I was talking about. Just that overnight LSU had a great season, then everything went south.

No sustained success.

As to the cheating... I agree that both programs did things differently.
 
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They are going to have too....just to start, you had a major investigation launched mid-season. The NCAA isn't about to lose face by saying nothing was found.

Also, one of the coaches was fired for going around and telling kids not to cooperate. The school will face sanctions for that alone.

And to top it off, Simple Jim was still under investigation for recruiting violations. He might be gone to the NFL but the NCAA doesn't give a shit and will still slap them for that as well.

All in all, the NCAA is a government org without the title. They may move glacially but they will move.
And the ncaa has already alleged that Simple Jim lied and refused to cooperate with regards to the earlier investigation. That doesn't leave just because Simple Jim has left.

I mean, Ono's ridiculous jock-sniffing act alone should be enough to step things up to LOIC. And while trying to offer Simple Jim his "immunity clause" probably isn't a violation in and of itself, I'm sure that it hasn't gone unnoticed and will factor into the final decision even if it's not put down on paper.
 
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Ohio State football: Michigan's Connor Stalions has officially become creepy

Imagine being so obsessed with someone, that you park outside of their house late at night to take a picture of the front of their house from your car with flowers on your dashboard. Sounds like complete creepy stalker-like stuff, doesn’t it? Now imagine that person you have become so obsessed with is actually an entire football program and that house is Ohio Stadium, home of the Ohio State football program. Such is the case for one Connor Stalions, the low-level staffer who became the fall guy for Michigan during their 2023 cheating scandal.

Stalions posted a picture of himself apparently parked outside of Ohio Stadium late at night with roses and a Michigan 2023 National Championship hat on his dash the other night. His attempt to troll Ohio State looks more like a creepy stalker advertisement than it does a flex.


I mean I don't want to be offensive to anyone here but for a Country with so many weapons Americans sure are soft in terms of sports. There's no way something like this would be possible here in Europe without at least the prospect of retribution. The dude would be signing a death sentence in many countries here if a similar situation was to unfold.
 
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It almost makes me wonder if there's not some ego shit going on with Harbaugh wanting to sort of burn things down on his way out so that he can paint himself as a miracle worker based on their results before and after his tenure.
Having Bacon "report" that he wanted to stay but that they didn't get the contract to him fast enough was just a pure fuck you to Ono after Ono literally made himself a national embarrassment trying to protect and cover for Simple Jim. It literally yanked the rug out from under him with the dfbia. Now, don't get me wrong. Anything bad that happens to that smirking, jock-sniffing little cunt, I am there for, but it does show what an ungrateful egomaniacal piece of shit Simple Jim is.
 
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They are trying to give Harbaugh "coaching tree" credit for MacDonald :lol: guy coached at scUM for ONE YEAR as a rental gift from brother then got the hell out of there.

I mean it is a Harbaugh coaching tree just not their Harbaugh lol
 
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I mean I don't want to be offensive to anyone here but for a Country with so many weapons Americans sure are soft in terms of sports. There's no way something like this would be possible here in Europe without at least the prospect of retribution. The dude would be signing a death sentence in many countries here if a similar situation was to unfold.
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They are going to have too....just to start, you had a major investigation launched mid-season. The NCAA isn't about to lose face by saying nothing was found.

Also, one of the coaches was fired for going around and telling kids not to cooperate. The school will face sanctions for that alone.

And to top it off, Simple Jim was still under investigation for recruiting violations. He might be gone to the NFL but the NCAA doesn't give a shit and will still slap them for that as well.

All in all, the NCAA is a government org without the title. They may move glacially but they will move.
If there is one thing about the NCAA is they have proven themselves inconsistent, and that is the issue.

There will definitely be sanctions, which will probably piss off both Scum fans and other university fans, because they will be worse than Scum fans want, and not as strong as everybody else wants.

The NCAA is not a government agency. The government makes legislation and rules that may move the NCAA to act in a certain way. They are not a government agency. Probably a close resemblance would be the American Bar Association, which accredits law schools and make recommended rules for each state bar to possibly adhere to.

Anyway.... stuff will get real for sure.
 
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