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*2024 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

Gawd, what I'd give to have Thujone do his take on tCun fanbase reactions to this!
I suspect this guy would be heavily featured...


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Some actual football talk.

Their starting C is some senior who started as a DL just switched to OL last year and has appeared in exactly ONE game at OL (extreme garbage time vs Indiana).

Their starting RT is a RS Freshman who was a low 4* in last years recruiting class.

They try to take this as "JUST SHOWS THE DEPTH WE HAVE!" but I really don't think this means good things like they think.

This is not going to be a strong OL, they supplemented with some good transfers the last couple of years, this year they failed to do that.
 
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In all fairness, if you were making several Million a year for doing what your boss told you to do, what corp lawyers told you to stay away from, what might cause a certain school up north to sue you, would you risk it all on something that remains in the world of accusations? This is not "settled law" or a solved case yet.
Didn't stop him from implicating innocent players at Ohio State in Tattoogate, did it?
 
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damn...I don't know if there's enough popcorn in the world for when the COI gets done with these idiots...

 
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damn...I don't know if there's enough popcorn in the world for when the COI gets done with these idiots...


They are too fucking stupid to recognize the difference between the sign stealing or attempted sign stealing that goes on during every game and the vast elaborate against the written rules advanced scouting scheme that scUM was running with Stallions.
 
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damn...I don't know if there's enough popcorn in the world for when the COI gets done with these idiots...


Also this comment is particularly hilarious

Wendyk5


August 29th, 2024 at 9:22 AM ^

Standing on their moral high ground, it's like they've completely forgotten about their history of cheating and covering up for domestic abusers.

They have their history of domestic abusers too (See Frank Clark) and they literally just had a former player get busted for HUMAN TRAFFICKING, along with the staffer who got fired not long ago for inappropriate contact with minors, not even mentioning Weiss illegal computer perving. But of course they'll sit there and pretend like Michigan Man is only of the highest morals.
 
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Decided to watch the mockumentary…

Live thinking.

1. Connor said he was rarely wrong and then there’s a shot of our 2021 game.

2 it seems they even did this to teams such as UNLV, Bowling Green, Eastern Carolina, Rutgers and Nebraska.

3. They have video of sidelines for Oregon vs Washington. So Mike Sandrisil calling out the formations sure points to the scheme continuing.

4. This absolutely gave their team the motivation they needed. The team felt slighted and rightfully because I get it. I personally don’t think the players would’ve known. Sure they knew they had a sign stealing guy but I am reasonable enough to say I bet they didn’t know how they were getting them. I know there’s video of the players pointing to the sky but they’re just repeating what Connor/coordinators are saying

5. There’s an interview with a young marine who states he went to the OSU game for Connor. So, what are we talking about here?

6. Connor’s lawyer states “I hate the NCAA”. Oh good to know you are going into this with a clear head. Rarely do personal vendettas workout well.

7. Why state you’d jump on the grenade for Michigan if you did nothing wrong?

8. It was stated it was unusual how fast the NCAA was moving. Yeah no shit. They’re trying to stop the criminal in the act of committing a crime.

9. They thought they were being cute with the Portnoy “he told me he was there”. Like Connor was successfully navigating the gray. Well that backfired.

10. Stalions was right. He said “even though I wasn’t there I was in their heads”. He’s so right. He couldn’t have said something more true. Everyone who played TCUN after was at a mental disadvantage. TCUN felt slighted by it all and the other teams felt paranoid that they couldn’t operate correctly. So you have one team attacking and another completely on their heals.

11. Brohio is Connor… the first thing Brohio talks about is his mom. Connor talks about his mom all documentary. I’m sold it’s him. I’d be interested to know Brohios post history with 11W.

12. Oh the people involved just loved college football guys. They’re Michigan fans but you know what’s screaming Michigan football? Ohio State vs Penn State.

22 minutes left so I’m sure there’s a part 2 from me
 
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After everything has been said and done and penalties have been imposed and the smoke of a torched earth in Ann Arbor is still rising from the ground, a spokesman from TCUN (who no one knows because everyone has been fired or given show causes, etc) says the following:
"As a closing and final statement about the fiasco that occurred in Ann Arbor over the past 3+ years, it all comes down to this, " it all depends on what your definition of 'IS", is."
 
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