*2024 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[cincibuck]

And they were the dirtiest program of the Fielding Yost era too, so I guess they dominate throughout the history of the sport, in their own way

Side bar: Harbaugh turned UM down twice, forcing them to hire “non-Michigan Man” coaches. While turning the school down, he also bad mouths Michigan academics. He shoots himself in the foot with the49ers and finally comes back to Ann Arbor as Michigan Man, the Prince of Redemption and Revenge, fails, goes to cheating, investigation hits, and Michigan Man jumps ship leaving the school to clean up the mess. A True Michigan Man.

 

[TDunk]

scUM sucks. Harbaugh swallows. Ono licks the taint.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Side bar: Harbaugh turned UM down twice, forcing them to hire “non-Michigan Man” coaches. While turning the school down, he also bad mouths Michigan academics. He shoots himself in the foot with the49ers and finally comes back to Ann Arbor as Michigan Man, the Prince of Redemption and Revenge, fails, goes to cheating, investigation hits, and Michigan Man jumps ship leaving the school to clean up the mess. A True Michigan Man.

Jerked them around for 3 straight seasons trying to get back to the NFL.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Side bar: Harbaugh turned UM down twice, forcing them to hire “non-Michigan Man” coaches. While turning the school down, he also bad mouths Michigan academics. He shoots himself in the foot with the49ers and finally comes back to Ann Arbor as Michigan Man, the Prince of Redemption and Revenge, fails, goes to cheating, investigation hits, and Michigan Man jumps ship leaving the school to clean up the mess. A True Michigan Man.

After everything he's pulled and got them into he's still managed to gaslight the whole DFBIA into believing he's some sort of great martyr who had to sail off into the sunset because everyone else was just jealous and started a big witch hunt against him. It's pretty hilarious.

 

[CincyInterloper]

After everything he's pulled and got them into he's still managed to gaslight the whole DFBIA into believing he's some sort of great martyr who had to sail off into the sunset because everyone else was just jealous and started a big witch hunt against him. It's pretty hilarious.

I guess they don't call them the DFBIA for nothing.

 

[sammyjenkis]

The 11W guy has now said LOIC is confirmed.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

The 11W guy has now said LOIC is confirmed.

I mean Ono was actually trying to get Simple Jim his immunity clause contract before the Chargers took him. WTF else does the ncaa need?

Link?

 

[NFBuck]

The 11W guy has now said LOIC is confirmed.

 

[Zurp]

Boise Guilty of LOIC, loses nine scholarships and three spring/ fall practices. | mgoblog

From user umfan323. Title says it all, though I would love a compare and contrast paper on OSU and BSU. Boise's violations weren't willful, but were systemic. OSU willfully committed violations, but seem to be only in one sport. Link.

mgoblog.com

I found this bad boy somehow... a thread from September 2011, where they're whining about what was going on in Columbus at the time. This was before any real penalties, other than suspensions, were thrown at Ohio State. Check out this post:



If they had followed this nerd's advice, *ichigan doesn't get this deep into this shit. I'm assuming he's also including that they're monitoring whether a team is cheating. But maybe not.

Here's another good one:




How much should the NCAA take if you cheat your way to a national title?

 

[buckeyemania11]

Boise Guilty of LOIC, loses nine scholarships and three spring/ fall practices. | mgoblog

From user umfan323. Title says it all, though I would love a compare and contrast paper on OSU and BSU. Boise's violations weren't willful, but were systemic. OSU willfully committed violations, but seem to be only in one sport. Link.

mgoblog.com

I found this bad boy somehow... a thread from September 2011, where they're whining about what was going on in Columbus at the time. This was before any real penalties, other than suspensions, were thrown at Ohio State. Check out this post:

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If they had followed this nerd's advice, *ichigan doesn't get this deep into this shit. I'm assuming he's also including that they're monitoring whether a team is cheating. But maybe not.

Here's another good one:
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How much should the NCAA take if you cheat your way to a national title?

DFBIA are long running hypocrites and masters of the "its different when we do it though!" logic

NIL and Transfer Portal are other areas where they excel at this.

They shored up their OL and brought in some key defenders for their cheating national title team from the portal but they "dont use the portal like everyone else"

They gave Blake Corum and a couple of others a decent chunk of NIL change to stay for another year but they "don't buy players at all"

 

[Steve19]

I hate foreplay

 

[sammyjenkis]

I mean Ono was actually trying to get Simple Jim his immunity clause contract before the Chargers took him. WTF else does the ncaa need?

Link?

I think that contact talk was all theater for the cunt fanbase.


The parts by Premierdrum are in this thread:

Today's juicy nugget is brought to you by the letters L, O, I, and C.

And it's only Monday.

and

The only ones who know precisely "when" aren't talking.

Up in AA, they are prepared for an "imminent" transmission of the NOA.

I wouldn't be shocked for it to arrive - or at least chunks to be leaked - prior to TCUN's season opener.

TTUN Scandal CXLV

Brohio, Balas, Premierdrum and more! I expect more info to come out as we get closer to the season starting. Previous thread https://www.elevenwarriors.com/forum/college-sports/2024/08/148388/ttun-scandal-cxliv

www.elevenwarriors.com

There was also a fairly epic tirade by Brohio against Balas in this one after Balas talked shit about brohio on a cunt board:

TTUN SCANDAL CXLIV

Next thread. Hopefully, more info from Premier drum or Brohio Latest from PremierDrum: As I've previously shared, a partial draft of the Notice of Allegations was shared with TCUN (and CMU) three weeks ago on or around Thursday, July 25th. In the days since, representatives from TCUN and the...

www.elevenwarriors.com

I mean since he’s reading let’s ask him if he knows if specifically Jesse Minter’s digital signature shows up accessing the sideline videos that Connor’s Navy buddy recorded. Hypothetically wouldn’t it be crazy if a former Ravens player was interviewed for the Netflix doc but Netflix’s lawyers got scared of the NFL and cut it? Wouldn’t that be crazy? I’m not saying that’s what happened but damn that would be wild. It would be even crazier if Balas was VERY aware of said Ravens interview and lies to his audience because he thinks pumping sunshine will get more clicks. This is all hypothetical of course. I’m not alleging Chris and Connor text with each other and Chris is 100% aware of the entire scheme from top to bottom. Definitely not what I’m alleging lol. Oh and Totchman, nobody cares if you swear up and down that your PI has proof of other interns from B1G programs went to football games. Quit being a wuss and drop it already if this is your smoking gun. What are you scared of?[i/]

 

[jarv]

So, to top it all off, TCUN is also responsible for creating ND? That's just perfect.

They sure are. If Yost had never gone after ND, Michigan would have probably been the most successful program in the country for decades.

Notre Dames first victory over Michigan is how they got the Fighting Irish moniker.

This article is so full of good info about how petty and shitty Fielding Yost was. A complete piece of shit.

Notre Dame And The Big Ten: From Mutual Affection To Mutual Resentment

Notre Dame, Michigan and the 'Big Ten' went from an early mutual respect to mutual resentment

www.si.com

 

[buckeyemania11]

"Brohio" is laying a smackdown on scUM sunshine pumper Chris Balas. Balas scrambled to delete threads & posts on their forum (The Fort on on3) to try to make it go away

 

[buckeyemania11]

Brohio 27 minutes ago
Re: Balas.
Since I've learned that there are supposedly Fort members here in these threads, why don't we do this. Why doesn't one of you members ask Chris these questions:
1. Did you know for a fact it was Connor on the CMU sidelines for months while you were publicly casting doubt to your audience that it was him?
2. Have you known for months that Connor was freelancing for and being paid by CMU?
3. Have you known for a fact since 2023 that Jesse Minter's digital fingerprints are all over the sideline videos of opponents signals despite continually telling your audience that no other coaches were involved?
4. Do you know for a fact that Connor freelanced for and was paid by the Baltimore Ravens?
I'm not asking "what evidence is gonna come out" or "what's gonna be in the documentary" like Balas tried use as a deflection tactic this weekend. I'm well aware of the answers to both of those questions. I'm in the documentary lol. I can tell you far more about what's in it than Dan Wetzel is telling Balas. I actually showed up to my interview and didn't leave a full production team holding the bag in San Diego while I stood them up because I was scared to lose my access to the Michigan program like Balas did. So to make this clear, I'm asking if Chris Balas knows those things I just mentioned above. Not "whats gonna come out" and "whats in the documentary" like he will try to use to tap dance his way out of answering. Does Chris Balas personally know those 4 statements to be true? If his answer is "no" or "I don't know" to any of those questions, well then it might be time for some more of my "art projects" like the one I posted on Sunday so I can show you all for a second time that Chris is full of shit.
Fort members, let me give you some advice. If you want to be lied to, there are plenty of places on the internet that will do it for free without you having to pay this dipshit $10 a month. I may be a Buckeye fan, but I'm at least aware of many places you can go to get Michigan news from people that will give it to you straight instead of withholding things because they're scared of making the Michigan Football powers-that-be mad. And look, we have our own snake oil salesmen in Ohio State media too. Stop giving these people your money.
And P.S. Speaking of Wetzel....why don't you guys have Chris tell his buddy Dan to either grow a pair and drop the multiple B1G team ticket exposé article that Chris has been telling everyone behind the scenes that comes within 10 feet of him about for 6 months or shut up about it. If y'all have the goods, what are you scared of? Scared nobody is gonna take it seriously when one of the teams involved is noted B1G football powerhouse Indiana? Or are you so scared of what's coming down the pike for Michigan that you're holding onto the article for future damage control? Because that's what "journalists" do right?
Hmm. that info wasn't on the Fort...I guess I technically don't know about it since that's where I get all my info lol
Curious if you're gonna let this screenshot stay on your board or are you gonna delete this one too?