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*2024 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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CincyInterloper said:
I did some Internet searching and you are correct. The bUCkeye state shirts were out by at least 2009, and Ono was president of UC from 2012 to 2016. But, I do think he pushed the OSU is UC's rival - we should should be co-flagships concept, to the detriment of UC I might add. In any case, we shouldn't let minor details get in the way of the bigger picture here, which is that Santa Ono is a major douchebag.
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The whole multiple flagships thing was stupid. The state doesn't really formally designate Ohio State as any different than all the other schools, and it funds it exactly the same way. That used to be different until the mid-60s, but since then Ohio State gets no advantage from the state. So, what was he proposing? That the state give him a chunk of our endowment? That it force our faculty and research funding to move to UC? The whole thing was about him getting his ass in the papers and on the local news channels. Remember, he's absolutely obsessed with building his personal brand above all else.

One other thing that he did was when the AAU had a vote and didn't admit UC, he was caught going around to business and political leaders in Cincy and trying cover his ass by saying that UC would have gotten in except Ohio State talked all the B1G schools into blackballing them. Word of that shit got back to Columbus real quick.
 
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Zippercat said:
How can you folks keep claiming that scUM is guilty of having a lack of institutional control? Almost all the fax and evidents talked about regarding the cheating by scUM pretty clearly demonstrated that the institution was fully in control of the cheating! And the coverup. And ignoring Jimbo’s show cause by inviting him to their first game this month.
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Maybe they'll actually let him call a play or two to show the NCAA who's boss. That's what I would recommend if I was Tom Mars.
 
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Zippercat said:
How can you folks keep claiming that scUM is guilty of having a lack of institutional control? Almost all the fax and evidents talked about regarding the cheating by scUM pretty clearly demonstrated that the institution was fully in control of the cheating! And the coverup. And ignoring Jimbo’s show cause by inviting him to their first game this month.
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I mean joking aside you aren’t wrong.

There should literally be a new term for universities that purposely are defiant and break the rules.
 
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Zippercat said:
How can you folks keep claiming that scUM is guilty of having a lack of institutional control? Almost all the fax and evidents talked about regarding the cheating by scUM pretty clearly demonstrated that the institution was fully in control of the cheating! And the coverup. And ignoring Jimbo’s show cause by inviting him to their first game this month.
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It's hard to argue against fax and evidents as you have clearly laid out. And the fact that they are Xichigan Men makes the argument mute.
 
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CincyInterloper said:
Maybe one of these common law conspiracies fits: Conspiracy to defraud. Conspiracy to corrupt public morals. Conspiracy to outrage public decency.
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DaddyBigBucks said:
Control of University Noncompliance, Turpitude, and Shamelessness
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And most recently Conspiracy to field a Fraudulent Football Team, from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.
 
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Woody1968 said:
And most recently Conspiracy to field a Fraudulent Football Team, from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.
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That line sounds like it would be a good one to use in a movie about a house of fraternity party animals. Maybe make it where the dean is a cranky old nerd who wants to expel the partiers and he puts them on double-secret probation. And then there's the fraternity of guys who suck up to the dean, and they also want the animal house expelled.
I think I'll call it, "The Movie Where the Party Guys Win at the End and All the Other Nerds are Nerds!!!"
 
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Zurp said:
That line sounds like it would be a good one to use in a movie about a house of fraternity party animals. Maybe make it where the dean is a cranky old nerd who wants to expel the partiers and he puts them on double-secret probation. And then there's the fraternity of guys who suck up to the dean, and they also want the animal house expelled.
I think I'll call it, "The Movie Where the Party Guys Win at the End and All the Other Nerds are Nerds!!!"
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Hey! How about "Revenge of the Non Nerd Party Guys"?
 
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