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*2024 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

It's going to be right before the season starts. And, oh, what a joy it will be!
Exactly when it’ll be.

They’ve fucked with their timing every step of the way as a purposeful fuck you while they figure this all out.

Told Jim he was suspended when he got to happy valley, gave them their first NOA before signing day, gave them their punishment for the NOA once spring was over.

They’re going to wait until either camp starts or the season starts. They’re going to hit them with a few serious ass NOA allegations and then they’ll hand down punishment sometime at the end the football season.

I wouldn’t be shocked if Michigan has the wheels fall off and they “self impose” a bowl ban instead of going to some ass bowl game.
 
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Yeah I just don’t fucking get it.

They have no QB, they lost all WRs, and lost 6 of their top 7 OL.

I mean they have Edwards but damn he’s not enough.

Spare me the 2022 talk. What fucked us in that game was the QBs ability to get calls (stolen) and throw to WRs deep.

Which btw makes me think a few cocktails in… one thing lost in all of this is Michigan is known for running the ball and non explosive plays. Hey but in 2022 they connected on what 5 of them?
 
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In my opinion, hiring Tom Mars is an indicator the plaintiff might not have a strong case. I’m not saying he is the lawyer of last resort or anything, but he does seem to be open to taking on, um, unsympathetic clients.
What makes you think the court would be unsympathetic to someone who destroyed evidence? Just because every judge any of us have ever heard of takes a very dim view of that level of corruption doesn’t mean the judge in this case will do so
 
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What makes you think the court would be unsympathetic to someone who destroyed evidence? Just because every judge any of us have ever heard of takes a very dim view of that level of corruption doesn’t mean the judge in this case will do so
In my opinion, hiring Tom Mars is an indicator the plaintiff might not have a strong case. I’m not saying he is the lawyer of last resort or anything, but he does seem to be open to taking on, um, unsympathetic clients.
I'm wondering if somehow scUM/Warde didn't follow the stipulations in the contract (think O'Brien) and they'll get taken to the cleaners for it.

And if that's the case, what if scUM then fires Warde? Does he turn state's evidence against scUM for the NCAA? That would be epic!
 
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It's pretty clear that Partridge was knee deep in the sign stealing crap and deserved to be fired for interfering in the ncaa interviews. That being said, it's also clear to me that his stupid actions set himself up to be the fall guy so that tcun (and I'm sure that Ono had final say on this) could try to appear as pure as they could while at the same time doing everything possible to protect Simple Jim.
 
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Yeah I just don’t fucking get it.

They have no QB, they lost all WRs, and lost 6 of their top 7 OL.

I mean they have Edwards but damn he’s not enough.

Spare me the 2022 talk. What fucked us in that game was the QBs ability to get calls (stolen) and throw to WRs deep.

Which btw makes me think a few cocktails in… one thing lost in all of this is Michigan is known for running the ball and non explosive plays. Hey but in 2022 they connected on what 5 of them?

This is pretty much the same script year after year since Harbaugh became coach. "This is totally the year our offense breaks out and becomes explosive!!!"

Won't be long before they are claiming they are the "best WR corps in the B1G even better than Ohio State!" again.

Just the usual preseason sunshine pumping.

Love that it claims that this guy is "going to have a huge year as the #2 TE" guy had 1 catch for 8 yards last year and i've never even heard of him until I read his name there.


Also love the continued pimping of Jack Tuttle as some kind of good QB, guy couldn't cut it at fucking Indiana yet now possibly could be scUMs savior.....ok, lol.
 
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This is pretty much the same script year after year since Harbaugh became coach. "This is totally the year our offense breaks out and becomes explosive!!!"

Won't be long before they are claiming they are the "best WR corps in the B1G even better than Ohio State!" again.

Just the usual preseason sunshine pumping.

Love that it claims that this guy is "going to have a huge year as the #2 TE" guy had 1 catch for 8 yards last year and i've never even heard of him until I read his name there.


Also love the continued pimping of Jack Tuttle as some kind of good QB, guy couldn't cut it at fucking Indiana yet now possibly could be scUMs savior.....ok, lol.
But...but... Michael Penix Jr!!!! RAAAAAARRRRRG
 
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But...but... Michael Penix Jr!!!! RAAAAAARRRRRG

Penix at least was pretty good in 2020 for Indiana. Tuttle couldn't even ever grab the starting job there and left throwing 5TD/6INTs as a Hoosier. His most extensive playing time came in 2021 where he threw 2TD/5INT and only completed 51% of his passes. So when they try to drop that comparison, it's a bad one.
 
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Exactly when it’ll be.

They’ve fucked with their timing every step of the way as a purposeful fuck you while they figure this all out.

Told Jim he was suspended when he got to happy valley, gave them their first NOA before signing day, gave them their punishment for the NOA once spring was over.

They’re going to wait until either camp starts or the season starts. They’re going to hit them with a few serious ass NOA allegations and then they’ll hand down punishment sometime at the end the football season.

I wouldn’t be shocked if Michigan has the wheels fall off and they “self impose” a bowl ban instead of going to some ass bowl game.
This has to bring Ono down, doesn't it? I mean he put himself front and center on everything from Harbaugh's extension to the lame lawsuit that he had to run away from to being the poster boy and jock-sniffer in chief for protecting the program. I just don't see how they could whack Warde and say with a straight face that they handled the lack of leadership. Then again, if anybody would try it would be these motherless fucks. I mean, any self-respecting university would have already run him off over the #BET tweet.
 
This has to bring Ono down, doesn't it? I mean he put himself front and center on everything from Harbaugh's extension to the lame lawsuit that he had to run away from to being the poster boy and jock-sniffer in chief for protecting the program. I just don't see how they could whack Warde and say with a straight face that they handled the lack of leadership. Then again, if anybody would try it would be these motherless fucks. I mean, any self-respecting university would have already run him off over the #BET tweet.
Well, there’s your problem right there. Ono’s gonna die in office. Probably from some auto-erotic asphyxiation fetish gone wrong.
 
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