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*2024 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

I don't get it...
"We think you're doing some illegal recruiting."
"Who? Us??"
"Yep. We're going to investigate."
"Ugh... fine... we'll suspend our coach for 4 games. Can we be friends, again, then?"
"Let us do the investigation, then we'll come to a punishment."
"What? But we said we'd suspend him. What's your problem, Man??"
"We just want to make sure everything's cool. And if it isn't, we'll make it cool."
"Fine, then.. we won't suspend him at all."
"Fine."
"Fine!!"
"Fine."
"Ugh.. fine... we'll suspend him for 3 games. Now get out of here before we make it 2."
"Investigation is still on."

8 months later...
"You're on double secret probation."
"You DO know that no one is here, right? We just leave the light on because we want to become a Motel 6."
 
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College football's elite programs in danger of regression in 2024 season

Five programs in or around the way-too-early top 25 are worth closer inspection.​

MICHIGAN WOLVERINES​

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247Sports way-too-early 2024 ranking: No. 11
Regression at Michigan is relative to program expectations, which are considerably sizable coming off a national championship season and a third-consecutive Big Ten title. In fact, even getting back to the playoff might not appease Wolverines fans if the regular season includes a loss to Ohio State. That's how difficult this job is going to be for Sherrone Moore. Jim Harbaugh set the bar awfully high and replacing the production of dependable captains like J.J. McCarthy and Blake Corum and their nearly unstoppable 1-2 punch offensively might be arduous.

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In fact, even getting back to the playoff might not appease Wolverines fans if the regular season includes a loss to Ohio State.

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11th?? who thinks they can make the playoffs this year?
Lose your quarterback and running back, and... aw hell, let's call a spade a spade. Teams have a full offseason now to neutralize Harbaugh's use of his cheating sign-stealer. They aren't going to win enough games to make the playoff.
 
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College football's elite programs in danger of regression in 2024 season

Five programs in or around the way-too-early top 25 are worth closer inspection.​

MICHIGAN WOLVERINES​

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247Sports way-too-early 2024 ranking: No. 11
Regression at Michigan is relative to program expectations, which are considerably sizable coming off a national championship season and a third-consecutive Big Ten title. In fact, even getting back to the playoff might not appease Wolverines fans if the regular season includes a loss to Ohio State. That's how difficult this job is going to be for Sherrone Moore. Jim Harbaugh set the bar awfully high and replacing the production of dependable captains like J.J. McCarthy and Blake Corum and their nearly unstoppable 1-2 punch offensively might be arduous.

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They're forgetting the biggest loss of all. A guy like this can't be replaced.

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Yoko--despite turning off the ability to reply to his tweets--has now gone radio silent on twitter again. Poor Yoko. Because of timing, he'll get a pass on this one, but god damn do I hope that they call him out directly when they hand down the next round of violations. You wanted "multiple flagships," Ono. Well, you're getting multiple violations.
 
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