Zurp
I have misplaced my pants.
I don't get it...
"We think you're doing some illegal recruiting."
"Who? Us??"
"Yep. We're going to investigate."
"Ugh... fine... we'll suspend our coach for 4 games. Can we be friends, again, then?"
"Let us do the investigation, then we'll come to a punishment."
"What? But we said we'd suspend him. What's your problem, Man??"
"We just want to make sure everything's cool. And if it isn't, we'll make it cool."
"Fine, then.. we won't suspend him at all."
"Fine."
"Fine!!"
"Fine."
"Ugh.. fine... we'll suspend him for 3 games. Now get out of here before we make it 2."
"Investigation is still on."
8 months later...
"You're on double secret probation."
"You DO know that no one is here, right? We just leave the light on because we want to become a Motel 6."
"We think you're doing some illegal recruiting."
"Who? Us??"
"Yep. We're going to investigate."
"Ugh... fine... we'll suspend our coach for 4 games. Can we be friends, again, then?"
"Let us do the investigation, then we'll come to a punishment."
"What? But we said we'd suspend him. What's your problem, Man??"
"We just want to make sure everything's cool. And if it isn't, we'll make it cool."
"Fine, then.. we won't suspend him at all."
"Fine."
"Fine!!"
"Fine."
"Ugh.. fine... we'll suspend him for 3 games. Now get out of here before we make it 2."
"Investigation is still on."
8 months later...
"You're on double secret probation."
"You DO know that no one is here, right? We just leave the light on because we want to become a Motel 6."
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