2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[ORD_Buckeye]

Only tsun and that smirking little cunt could rally the entire college football world behind the pedsters.

I didn't have high hopes for how Ono would handle this, but I couldn't have imagined it would be this bad.

 

[AKAK]

Now we’re going to victim shame Spock you bastard?

Well, Sulu already got shot by Melanie Griffith in this thread, so theres that.

 

[LightningRod]

My guess is that since this is a TCUN friendly court, they won't release a decision until about 11-11:30 which wouldn't give the B1G time to try to remove it to Federal Court before gametime.

There is no way to get the case into federal court. The underlying claim is state law contract action eliminating federal question jurisdiction. As for diversity jurisdiction, the Bd of Regents are an arm of the State and are considered a State for diversity purposes. States are not citizens for diversity purposes. Since a State (-ichigan) is not a citizen f that State (-ichigan0, there is no diversity of citizenship jurisdiction available.

 

[Jaxbuck]

There is no way to get the case into federal court. The underlying claim is state law contract action. As for diversity jurisdiction, the Bd of Regents are an arm of the State and are considered a State for diversity purposes. States are not citizens for diversity purposes. Since a State (-ichigan) is not a citizen f that State (-ichigan0, there is no diversity of citizenship jurisdiction available.

That’s sounds good.

What the fuck did it mean?

 

[BuckBackHome]

Whoever posted earlier they are all-in to win a natty this year is right. In my opinion.

Classic example of “the ends justify the means.”

 

[Zem]

Howard: "blah blah, ... it's a distinction without a difference..." No, idiot, scouting multiple games, using video, compiling laminated sign sheets to use in the game... makes a huge difference. No push back on that from the other morons, of course.

Herbstreit went on and on about scUM players' elevation motivation. He always has the blandest possible take. A more interesting and maybe accurate take would be that this stuff perhaps instilled doubt and confusion in their minds. But maybe he didn't want to provide motivation with his statement.

 

[AKAK]

The Ewok has to represent the Cult of Cheating up north, manifested in this case as an Ewok because of how often their absurdity has made me think of the Chewbacca defense.

Mental midget furries. I mean, its pretty obvious.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Whoever posted earlier they are all-in to win a natty this year is right. In my opinion.

Classic example of “the ends justify the means.”

And the committee won't conveniently find the stones to leave them at #5. They are going to be a ratings magnet from here on out.

 

[BB73]

Now we’re going to victim shame Spock you bastard?

He got pounded in the ass by an Ewok and you think just because he wore tight black pants he was begging for it?

You can be better. I expect a heartfelt apology on the social media outlet of your choice.

It’s not me, it’s you. Just for combining Star Trek and Star Wars characters, you should get a lifetime ban from Comic Con!

 

[LightningRod]

That’s sounds good.

What the fuck did it mean?

A comment was made about the state court judge delaying her TRO decision to foreclose the ability of the Big 10 to remove the case to federal court. I was simply expressing why I believe federal court is not an option.

 

[Jaxbuck]

It’s not me, it’s you. Just for combining Star Trek and Star Wars characters, you should get a lifetime ban from Comic Con!

They can’t ban me without due process. Lots of people combine Star Wars and Star Trek characters in their drunken subconscious.

 

[AKAK]

It’s not me, it’s you. Just for combining Star Trek and Star Wars characters, you should get a lifetime ban from Comic Con!

It gets worse, his dream (don't ask how I know, that's not important) happened on the set of Full House and Aunt Becky was rooting for the Ewok.

Weird part (I know, I know) is that the Ewok was Alanis Morissette in Costume. I don't think I need to tell you who Chewbacca was.

So, really Jax's dream was a cry out to give Michigan to Canada so they can be part of a failed terror state together.

I need more coffee apparently.

 

[BB73]

They can’t ban me without due process. Lots of people combine Star Wars and Star Trek characters in their drunken subconscious.

James Tiberius Kirk and Darth Vader should combine to beat you into subconsciousness.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

This whole thing is insane. Their research budget in 2022 was over $2.7 BILLION. Their entire athletic budget is a little over $200 million. What idiot board or president would allow the integrity and reputation of the institution to be drug through the mud over a coach? I know, they're not known as the DFBIA for nothing. They've earned the title.

See below.

Bet…my ass I’m an idiot.

 

[Honor&Glory]