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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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Stole this from the X formerly known as Twitter:

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charlohiottean said:
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Not the best picture for me to use, it’s hard to see the velvet rope that separates the junior analyst section from the head coach.
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As stallions stares intently at the opposing sideline…

I’m still waiting for the big super cut of sideline footage. The plays I’ve seen are so damning, I gotta imagine several games worth will be stunning and irrefutable.
 
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Captain Buckeye said:
Should’ve put a big fat dildo on there instead
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Excuse me? Don't forget that @ next time.

LightningRod said:
Are the savants reading the same Sportsmanship bylaws?

10.2 Authority of the Commissioner
10.2.1 Exclusive Authority to Determine Whether Offensive Actions have Occurred. The Commissioner shall have the exclusive authority to determine whether an offensive action, as contemplated in Agreement 10.01 above, has been committed by anyone referenced in Agreement 10.1 above. In making this determination, the Commissioner may consider any evidence that he or she deems relevant. The Commissioner may accept any information provided by any source, but except as outlined in Agreement 10.3.1 below, has no formal obligation to do so.
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FCollinsBuckeye said:
As stallions stares intently at the opposing sideline…

I’m still waiting for the big super cut of sideline footage. The plays I’ve seen are so damning, I gotta image several games worth will be stunning and irrefutable.
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+1

The internet has found so many just from publicly available TV cuts. Hard to imagine the networks don't have full sideline coverage of every game and have handed it over to the NCAA investigators.
 
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Powair7s said:
What a weird fucking answer:

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This is where I think it gets fun.

- registered agent
- articles of organization
- annual report.

So if Connor is just using Blake's name to further a business, the same Stallions that was been previously sued by an HOA, no doubt Corum will pursue legal action for misrepresentation. After all, if this guy is manifesto level nuts and rogue, you're going to want him held accountable, no?

This is where I need help. If Blake's lawyers were to have his name somehow expunged from this LLC, could the State not press charges if Corum (strangely and likely) elects not to?
 
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Ryan36_1 said:
Fuck these fucks.

Is it too much to hope for this to go to court and judge to allow cameras in the court room? Oh what I do to see this exchange:

B1G Lawyer: Did you make the above statement about the dubious advantage of this cheating and the ignorance of the coaches to this cheating?

tCun representative: We did.

B1G Lawyer: Do you still stand by that assertion?

tCun representative: We do.

B1G Lawyer: Please show exhibit 8.

Video plays of Wyld Stallyns in the ear of OC yelling blitz blitz blitz, followed by OC signaling new play call. Followed by on-field video of tCun executing the perfect playcall against the blitz.

B1G Lawyer then grills the tCun rep about their stance on "dubious advantage" and "other coaches didn't know" assertions.

Repeat for another few dozen instances of Wyld Stallyns giving the opponents signals and coaches calling the perfect counter play.
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tCun lawyer: Mrs Bielema, isn't it true... your husband once consumed a 10-pound bag of flour... when no other food was available?

Jen Bielema: Yes, but it was--

tCun lawyer: Your witness.

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B1G Lawyer: Mrs. Bielema, what did you and your husband do... after you were ejected from the restaurant?

Jen Bielema: We pretty much went straight home.

B1G Lawyer: Mrs. Bielema, you're under oath.

Jen Bielema: We drove around until 3:00 a.m.... looking for another all-you-can-eat fish restaurant.

[Spectators Murmuring]

B1G Lawyer: And when you couldn't find one?

Jen Bielema: We went fishing. [ Sobbing ]

[Spectators Gasping]

B1G Lawyer: Do these sound like the actions of a man... who had "all he could eat"? No!

Juror: That could've been me!
 
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BuckBackHome said:
Doesn’t it feel late in a game week to hand down any sort of suspension? Assuming it would apply immediately.
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A coaching suspension does nothing for me - let shit stain coach out the year. I want the first announcement to be forfeiture of their B1G wins this season prior to Sparty. That's four losses, so fuck your championship aspirations and good luck taking that to court.

Then deal with the rest of it after the season.
 
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