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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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I'm looking forward to someone highlighting the statistical anomalies that happened last night. Based on the broadcast it sounded like rushing yards, completion percentage, and third quarter points were all noticeably off their usual, which you wouldn't expect at a home night game after a bye week.
A drop off from the first quarter to the second is several standard deviations to the left of the mean
 
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If Ono takes this into the legal system, doesn't that open up the discovery process for the B1G (and later NCAA) essentially giving them subpoena power? Is Ono aware that a stay is not a finding that tsun is right. It's merely a delay until the legal process concludes. It would be the stupidest thing they could do, and they're going to do it for this guy, a literal cocktail of low IQ, toxic narcissim, Asperger's and CTE.

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I'm looking forward to someone highlighting the statistical anomalies that happened last night. Based on the broadcast it sounded like rushing yards, completion percentage, and third quarter points were all noticeably off their usual, which you wouldn't expect at a home night game after a bye week.

“It was just an off night!!! ””
 
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If Ono takes this into the legal system, doesn't that open up the discovery process for the B1G (and later NCAA) essentially giving them subpoena power? Is Ono aware that a stay is not a finding that tsun is right. It's merely a delay until the legal process concludes. It would be the stupidest thing they could do, and they're going to do it for this guy, a literal cocktail of low IQ, Asperger's and CTE.

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With a bit of narcissism sprinkled on the rim.
 
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If Ono takes this into the legal system, doesn't that open up the discovery process for the B1G (and later NCAA) essentially giving them subpoena power? Is Ono aware that a stay is not a finding that tsun is right. It's merely a delay until the legal process concludes. It would be the stupidest thing they could do, and they're going to do it for this guy, a literal cocktail of low IQ, toxic narcissim, Asperger's and CTE.

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If the FBI didn't get the Weise computer, subpoena the whole computer system for the athletic department. See if they can find a money trail for Connors operation.

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IF there is any truth to this and,

If grounds for the suit include “irreparable harm”, that would have to immediately become the leader in the clubhouse for most unintentionally hilarious lawsuit ever

Irreparable harm is the POINT you CUNTS, because irreparable harm is the only punishment that fits the crime
Yes, lack of institutional control and irreparable harm are excellent places to start.
 
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If Ono takes this into the legal system, doesn't that open up the discovery process for the B1G (and later NCAA) essentially giving them subpoena power? Is Ono aware that a stay is not a finding that tsun is right. It's merely a delay until the legal process concludes. It would be the stupidest thing they could do, and they're going to do it for this guy, a literal cocktail of low IQ, toxic narcissim, Asperger's and CTE.

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Lol yes that’s why it’s so hilarious that DFBIA wants to just start suing everyone all Willy nilly. They should totally go for it. Wonder what other bad shit would come out as a result. I bet it’s not nothing.
 
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Filing for a stay allows the B1G to subpoena Stalions and compel him to testify under oath. Let's see how willing he is to play G. Gordon Liddy when there's a felony perjury charge hanging over his head. That's why I think this is all a bluff by Ono. He has to have decent lawyers advising him? Right?
*ichigan might have a few decent law school grads. Unfortunately for Ono, they don`t have any great ones
 
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