2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[CincyInterloper]

If I am B1G commissioner I am taking a page out of the SEC playbook and instructing my officials that there is simply no way tsun beats PSU or OSU



(don't anyone act like we haven't seen shit like that happen before)

Then they are off the hook in the immediate time frame, tsun is punished because it's obvious they can't win without cheating and you can pass the buck to the NCAA from there.

Yes! There are many paths to the top of the mountain.

 

[buckeyemania11]

MBG should just be parked on DFBIA boards right now. Bottomless well of stupidity.

EVERY SCHOOL sends staffers incognito to other teams sidelines to get better look at the coaches of future opponents signals. EVERYONE does it!

 

[OHSportsFan]

 

[mattynokes]

In looking through the numbers, the biggest aberration for TCUN, the thing that separates them from everyone, is NOT the 3rd quarter

Lots of teams make good half time adjustments. Some of these produce 3rd quarter improvement that is at about the same level as TCUN. Jim Knowles among them…

The TCUN Anomaly is the 2nd quarter. Their improvement, 1st to second, is … odd

These numbers require so much explanation to make the implications clear that I didn’t bother posting them. Right now I’m working on DSA spreadsheets, and those don’t split things up by quarter.

*insert Lou Brown "interesting" GIF that for some reason doesn't exist on the web*

Can't wait to see those final numbers!

 

[sammyjenkis]

My fantasy punishment would be canceling their year now plus a bowl ban next year. And give an additional year of eligibility to anyone who portals out.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Bomb Ann Arbor. Now.

 

[knuckifyoubuck]

 

[sammyjenkis]

Illinois plays CMU next year and Michigan later in the season. Would it hurt CMU for the Illini to schedule another team or would the buyout make it not terribly costly? Could Illinois avoid any buyout fee by citing unfair collusion with a common opponent?

 

[Jake]

The B1G should stop picking on TCUN.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Harbaugh finally breaks his silence when asked why he advance scouted teams and stole signs even against opponents that Michigan could have beat regardless:

“Developing, operating, and refining a system to cheat at this level is a lot like bringing a medical device to market.

In the beginning, all you have are some good ideas, then you start planning and building, and then you cut open some chimps and test it on them before you actually try it on humans.”

 

[Captain Buckeye]

The pessimist in me says its 3. It damages the B1G, and therefore makes their investment in the SEC/ACC more valuable. It’s just a variation of the normal ‘Should 5 SEC teams make the 4 team playoffs this year?’ headlines

That’s why I prefer Big Noon Kickoff and Fox so the propaganda I hear lines up with what I want to hear.

This is one of the rare occasions where “of course the SEC is the best and they would be harmed most by Michigan being allowed to steal a spot from a well deserving SEC school”.

Fuck it id rather get in the playoffs with three other SEC teams than to see Michigan be allowed to play.

 

[BuckeyesGunn]

Harbaugh finally breaks his silence when asked why he advance scouted teams and stole signs even against opponents that Michigan could have beat regardless:

“Developing, operating, and refining a system to cheat at this level is a lot like bringing a medical device to market.

In the beginning, all you have are some good ideas, then you start planning and building, and then you cut open some chimps and test it on them before you actually try it on humans.”

Uh...

 

[BuckeyesGunn]

Harbaugh finally breaks his silence when asked why he advance scouted teams and stole signs even against opponents that Michigan could have beat regardless:

“Developing, operating, and refining a system to cheat at this level is a lot like bringing a medical device to market.

In the beginning, all you have are some good ideas, then you start planning and building, and then you cut open some chimps and test it on them before you actually try it on humans.”

The look of purity, integrity, and righteousness!

 

[Jake]

If I'm running a sportsbook I'd be very interested in talking to those coaches. Thee B1G should be interested as well.

 

[Trevi]

The interesting thing in that video is watching Jimmy take his headphones off to listen to what the Stallion is saying. Listening to someone he doesn’t even know in the middle of a game.