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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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DaddyBigBucks said:

Fake Press Release​

From the desk of Ryan Day​

Head Football Coach​

The Ohio State University​


First, I would like to thank the members of the media for being patient with me through these trying times for our conference. As you know, I have not been at liberty to answer the questions that you have all wanted to ask. That’s been hard on all of us and I want you to know that I appreciate you and I know you deserved better.

Second, I want to thank Buckeye Nation. You’re the best fans in the land and you deserved better.

Third, I want to thank the Buckeyes, specifically the players, coaches, trainers, and support staff who have been with us for the past three years. You, more than anyone else, deserved better.

Finally, I would like to thank those cheating fucksticks up north and their former coach. Those sons of dog-fucking gutter whores cheated their way to a victory in 2021 that made me do three things: I hired a new defensive coordinator, I began a program to make the team tougher, and I sought to improve our running game. Then those cum-for-brains cock llamas cheated again in 2022. That inspired our new DC to sharpen his approach and it strengthened my resolve to develop the running game. As you saw I spent most of the 2023 season working the running game when I could’ve been kicking ass with the pass.

You saw all of this come to fruition last month when we won the National Championship. So yes, now that the NCAA has concluded their investigation, I want to thank those festering sores on society’s hemorrhoids. I want to thank them; for doing the only thing they could do to inspire us to get better - cheat, for doing the only thing they could do to expose our weaknesses - cheat, for doing the only thing these shit breath weasel cunts are good for - cheating. You deserve more than what the NCAA just gave you. You can come get it this November in The ‘Shoe.

Go Bucks and Fuck those cheaters up north
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We really need to bring back GPA's
 
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March 2024


NCAA: After carefully considering the response from the perennially over rated cheating bung holes, we have decided *announces slap on wrist*

CUNTS (to B1G): Well? … Aren’t you going to say something?

B1G:

CUNTS: That’s IT! I’m leaving!

B1G: bye

Janitor at SEC headquarters: Heys guys? Some stupid looking yankee with a popped collar; stupid, blinking sunglasses, and a history of cheating is at the door with a suitcase in his hand. Any ideas?

Georgia: Ask him if he has any vacuum cleaners for sale.
Alabama: Wait… how’s his schedule look for chicken shit Saturday next year?
Auburn: If they’re free that Saturday, we’re calling dibs
Alabama: like hell…

Janitor: Never mind. Tennessee shot him.
 
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sflbuck said:
OK, if you want your mind blown check out the conversation at the bottom of the Eleven Warriors thread below. In particular the back and forth between 22Buck, Brohio and The Oracle

Turns out Porn Name lived with a computer programer/ data analyst. They are looking into real time, in game computer analysis of signs with electronic transmission.

https://www.elevenwarriors.com/forum/college-sports/2023/11/143103/ttun-scandal-xcii?page=76#new
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I have been saying this from the get. That was the advantage. Most teams implement analytics, including OSU. I am sure OSU has people helping with software for analysis and adjustments. This every team does.

If Scum had a huge sample of signals, they could both implement the analytics and software to reconcile the different signals. They had a humongous advantage.
 
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sflbuck said:
OK, if you want your mind blown check out the conversation at the bottom of the Eleven Warriors thread below. In particular the back and forth between 22Buck, Brohio and The Oracle

Turns out Porn Name lived with a computer programer/ data analyst. They are looking into real time, in game computer analysis of signs with electronic transmission.

https://www.elevenwarriors.com/forum/college-sports/2023/11/143103/ttun-scandal-xcii?page=76#new
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I assume it was a male programmer?
 
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