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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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ORD_Buckeye said:
McCarthy when his coaches don't know the defensive play call in advance.

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This is so bad. 72 didn’t move. I could be on scholarship
 
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The adrenaline will be up when they come out playing for Hairball. Two years ago something looked different when the teams came out before the game. scUM looked like it was THE game and we looked like it was a game. Knowing what we know now scUM knew they had it in the bag since they had all of our signs. Day has to find the line between getting the team pissed off that they stole the past two games from us, with the understanding that they are still a physical senior heavy team that has won there past two games by just ramming the ball down the throat of the defense.

I want to see the Silver Bullets shut down the running game and truly show how shitty of a QB JJ is when he doesn’t know what’s coming. Make him look so bad that he blames his performance on having the cheat codes for most of his career and never needing to learn to read a defense. Most of all I want to win then see Day go off on scUM for cheating his team out of wins the past two years and everything that they stole from our players. Lube them up so the NCAA can go balls deep.
 
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Fake Press Release​

From the desk of Ryan Day​

Head Football Coach​

The Ohio State University​


First, I would like to thank the members of the media for being patient with me through these trying times for our conference. As you know, I have not been at liberty to answer the questions that you have all wanted to ask. That’s been hard on all of us and I want you to know that I appreciate you and I know you deserved better.

Second, I want to thank Buckeye Nation. You’re the best fans in the land and you deserved better.

Third, I want to thank the Buckeyes, specifically the players, coaches, trainers, and support staff who have been with us for the past three years. You, more than anyone else, deserved better.

Finally, I would like to thank those cheating fucksticks up north and their former coach. Those sons of dog-fucking gutter whores cheated their way to a victory in 2021 that made me do three things: I hired a new defensive coordinator, I began a program to make the team tougher, and I sought to improve our running game. Then those cum-for-brains cock llamas cheated again in 2022. That inspired our new DC to sharpen his approach and it strengthened my resolve to develop the running game. As you saw I spent most of the 2023 season working the running game when I could’ve been kicking ass with the pass.

You saw all of this come to fruition last month when we won the National Championship. So yes, now that the NCAA has concluded their investigation, I want to thank those festering sores on society’s hemorrhoids. I want to thank them; for doing the only thing they could do to inspire us to get better - cheat, for doing the only thing they could do to expose our weaknesses - cheat, for doing the only thing these shit breath weasel cunts are good for - cheating. You deserve more than what the NCAA just gave you. You can come get it this November in The ‘Shoe.

Go Bucks and Fuck those cheaters up north
 
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