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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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Now it's a meme.

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I would say they were involved MORE than Jimmy. It was THEM that Stalioins was always joined at the hip with on the sideline.
This is why it would be appropriate and hilarious if the Big 10 suspended the coordinators and made Jimmah coach without them. DFBIA would endorse it because they worship the guy. And they would lose the big games because the 2 largest reasons for the SCUM resurgence were stolen signals and multi million dollar coordinators. Not Rain Man suddenly calling great plays and schemes.
 
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The fact that there is video of Stalions on the sideline talking to Hairball blows holes in the “I didn’t know anything bad was happening” argument. Did Hairball think Stalions was so brilliant he was able decipher signals from the first play of the game? I know he’s special, but I don’t think he’s that special.
You aren't even taking the laminated sheets showing the opponents' signals into account. I don't care how good you are, but you aren't decoding the oppositions' signals on the first play of the game, creating a sheet diagramming all of the codes/signals, printing them out, and laminating them before the second play of the game.

In fairness to Harbaugh's accusations against Day, Day did ass rape him two years in a row, so I guess that he could press charges on that.
It might be worth it if they get to show the whole courtroom the video evidence of such ass-raping occurring.
 
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Probably, if he didn't have permission and obtained the badge under false pretenses. And CMU would have absolutely made that public if it were the case. The reality is that somebody with ties to tsun program let him onto the sidelines. CMU is getting their narrative straight at the moment. The fact that they haven't already moved to throw somebody under the bus tells me that the person(s) who let Stalions onto that sideline are high up (HC, coordinator or somebody in the AD).
100%. And if/when the NCAA knocks on the door of the Chippewas, they’ll be more talkative.
 
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So let's say the Big Ten tries to suspend Harbaugh. But M*ch*gan fights back with lawsuits. I don't know which ones - I'm no lawyer. But say they come back saying that that's damaging the program, and there's dollar numbers to the damages. Lost.. um... do they get money for going to conference championship game? So maybe there's damages, somewhere, and they can argue that the Big Ten is attempting to keep M*ch*gan from getting that dollar amount. Can the Big Ten turn around and say, look, you did all these things, and you know you did it, and you know you shouldn't be allowed all these post-season things, so we're going to counter-sue you for blocking our attempt to block you from getting this shit?

I mean, let's say M*ch*gan makes it to the playoffs. If I were the bowl game, I'd sue the committee for making me take them: a team that is going to have to vacate their presence of being there. I'd want them to put a team in there who isn't going to be sanctioned.
 
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More "we've got a dossier on everyone!! They better back down!" nonsense

 
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100%. And if/when the NCAA knocks on the door of the Chippewas, they’ll be more talkative.

I think someone posted the Valenti show yesterday, where he said that Michigan State should black-ball CMU. Never play them again. CMU doesn't get the pay-day of playing MSU. I'm all in favor of all Big Ten teams black-balling CMU. If they want the big pay-day game, go talk to ACC teams and Notre Dame. Send the message to all MAC and other G5 teams: get caught helping other teams cheat, and you can say goodbye to a big part of revenue to your athletic departments.
 
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Beat me to it :lol:

scUM has allllllllll this dirt that could ruin the rest of the B1G but continues to sit on it and allow themselves to continue to be drug through the mud, when they coulda completely diverted attention away from them already. Makes sense if you're a complete moron.
 
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https://www.wsj.com/sports/football...a01ee8vrxxkgo7i&reflink=article_copyURL_share

Can’t read the entire article, but the snippets from reddit are gold.

He got cited by his HOA for running his shitty Amazon business and in his response he suspected a MSU fan in the neighborhood named Jeff turned him in to distract him from his coaching duties. :lol:

Stalions fought back and represented himself in Washtenaw County Trial Court. In a letter written in response to a summons in October 2022, he wrote: “I suspect that whoever has chosen to sue me either 1. doesn’t like the fact that I am a veteran; or 2. is a Michigan State fan and knows I am a Michigan football coach and wants to draw my attention away.” He had one Spartans fan in mind—“someone named Jeff” who lived down the street and had a son attending Michigan State. “He uncomfortably questioned me about Michigan football and what goes on in our building, giving me a bad feeling about him. He definitely seemed like someone who wants to distract me with unnecessary time-consuming things like this,” Stalions wrote.
 
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Also I think the NCAA has already shown that they aren't going to waste time pursuing cases of "improper benefits" that happened pre NIL anymore. So if that's their great dirt some "LOOK WHAT OHIO STATE DID 5-10 YEARS AGO"! shit , yawn.
 
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The BOYCOTTS continue :lol:

A fat lady's fart in a Walmart parking lot will make a bigger impact than these message board commando's boycott will have on ESPN's ratings.

I don't even like ESPN, but come on.
 
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