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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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Michigan issues raises to both coordinators​

Highly successful campaigns brought new contracts for offensive coordinator Sherrone Moore and defensive coordinator Jesse Minter.

In our installments examining the salary market for both offensive and defensive coordinators, it was clear that Michigan's representatives were underpaid relative to their peers and their accomplishments.

Turns out, Michigan agreed.

In fact, according to documents obtained by MLive, Michigan issued 3-year extensions to offensive coordinator Sherrone Moore and defensive coordinator Jesse Minter back in February. That was shortly after Jim Harbaugh ended his annual hostage negotiation NFL flirtation :lol:, thereby allowing the program to move forward with necessary business.

The deals for both coordinators are identical. Both men will make $1.15 million in 2023, $1.2 million in '24 and $1.25 million in '25. They'll earn a $100,000 bonus if they finish among the top two in the Big Ten and the top 10 in FBS in scoring, and $50,000 for each regular season win beyond the eighth.

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Michigan’s Ben Herbert is college football’s newest $1M strength coach

Herbert has been described as the Wolverines' "X-factor" and "secret weapon" in recent years.
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Michigan’s Ben Herbert is college football’s newest $1M strength coach​

Herbert, who joined the Michigan staff in 2018 and has been touted by coaches and players as the program’s “secret weapon,” signed a new five-year contract in February that will make him college football’s newest $1 million strength and conditioning coach.

Just sayin': scUM is (wisely) shelling out the dollars for their coordinators and strength coach.
 
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BB73 said:
I watched their spring game yesterday. Jump-spin pass threw a bad pick and would have had another except for a DPI call.

Tuttle, the transfer QB from Indiana, looked pretty bad, he also threw a pick and threw a second that didn’t count due to a “free play“ offside.

The new running back named Hall had some good runs.

It ended up 22-21 with a late TD and 2-pointer deciding it.

It was rough listening to the game being called by Devin Gardner and Jake Butt, saying how great everything was.
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The scum mouth breathers were saying Jake Butt is the next Tony Romo after one of the games he called (pretty sure it was against Hawaii). All he could do was cream over everything scum was doing. Zero objective ability in him.
 
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The latest article I read up here is that JJ looks poised to be the best QB in the Nation and a likely Heisman winner.......and no I am not making this up. You guys have it lucky that you have to seek out this stupidity. I am surrounded by this nonsense on the daily.
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We hear this every year about how the passing offense is going to finally explode. QB is going to light the world on fire and they really have the BEST WRS IN THE B1G!

Did these morons not see McCarthy lose the CFP playoff game because of piss poor throws when he actually had to make some tough ones down field? Against a meh TCU defense. Big Poise!
 
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We can all joke about Spin Pass Jesus because lord knows that I have and will in the future, but that motherless fuck is 2-and-0 against Ohio State. Ohio State had to listen to him, his teammates and their chimp-brained coach chant "you are who we thought you were" the entire second half last year. I recently watched Red Dawn, and Patrick Swayze (how the hell did he maintain that perfectly coiffed, feathered hair while fighting a Winter guerilla war in the mountains?...but I digress) told one of the kids who just watched his father get executed to "turn it into something else." Well, Ohio State had better turn those second half taunts into something else, or it's going to be a long grueling Soviet occupation next Winter.
 
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Big Ten football: Toughest non-conference game for each team in 2023​

MICHIGAN: VS. EAST CAROLINA, WEEK 1, SEPT. 2​

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Michigan’s non-conference schedule was arguably the worst in the nation for a Top 25 team a season ago, and it is not much better this season. The Wolverines host UNLV and Bowling Green after this. The Pirates at least went 8-5 a season ago and could provide a slightly bigger test than the Colorado State/Hawaii/UConn trio did a season ago, but do not count on it. The Wolverines will once again be a popular pick to reach the College Football Playoff with J.J. McCarthy and Blake Corum returning.

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In today's edition of why the DFBIA is the DFFBIA, I've seen all kinds of tweets from fans of TTUN saying, essentially, "congrats on landing your 3rd choice!" in response to the Noland commitment. Like it's supposed to be an insult that our 3rd choice (or maybe even 4th, depending on how serious they were about Davis before and after the Raiola commitment) is on par and could end up being higher ranked than their one and only choice.

And yes, there's an extra F in the second acronym because fuck these guys.
 
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