2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[heisman]

It’s an embarrassment if the B1G needs to do anything. This should be handled by the institution of Xichigan. It’s become an institutional integrity issue. How can the President and BoD ignore this?

What do you mean, “ignore“ this? They paid for it and are giving Hairball an extension. They are every bit as complicit as Waldo Stalions.

 

[NFBuck]

Okay, credit where due...this is pretty funny.

(from a thread regarding the newly discovered (alleged) pedo.)

 

[BUCK3YE5]

There's FOX's official pushback. Klatt doesn't bother trying to hide it.

"We want the best TV ratings possible!"

 

[NFBuck]

"Unprecedented" overreach because it's an unprecedented level of cheating, you feckless knob.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Unprecedented fuckery = Unprecedented findoutery

EDIT: I was typing this while @NFBuck beat me to the same thought

 

[buckeyemania11]

There's FOX's official pushback. Klatt doesn't bother trying to hide it.

"We want the best TV ratings possible!"

Lol yea how dare teams be "upset" that Michigan ran a scheme that coaches say gave them a 10+ points advantage per game and demand action about it.

 

[scarletngray]

Ok. Forfiet the Michigan St game and give a two game suspension to Jimmy and both co-cordinators starting Monday. One loss and two tough games with a staff in disarray. Then the Big Ten can build their case for the bigger punishment and the risk of haVing to vacate the 2023 championshbip.

The fact that Stalions was on the opposing teams sideline at the Sparty game clearly warrants a forfeit imho.

 

[buckeyemania11]

And Klatt keeps going with the DFBIA level "its the victims of the cheatings fault for not changing everything! not the cheaters!" logic

 

[osuvictory1]

There's FOX's official pushback. Klatt doesn't bother trying to hide it.

"We want the best TV ratings possible!"

To a large degree I agree with Klatt. However, this is real time, and the coaches will/had to deal with this.

 

[kanton]

At least all three primary coaches.

The big ten can suspend them 2 games with no argument per the BIG ten bylaws. So they should do that right now and then decide what to do after the Penn State game.

Moore was implicated in the recruiting violations. I don’t believe Minter was.

 

[BB73]

Cheating scandal starting to cost them? Capt. Spin Pass only makes Honorable Mention in this Heisman list. Wasn't he being discussed as the favorite recently?

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He was just ahead of Penix, or tied with him, before the bye week.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

And Klatt keeps going with the DFBIA level "its the victims of the cheatings fault for not changing everything! not the cheaters!" logic

Some of those coaches (e.g. Ryan Day) are on record as supporting helmet audio

and you're still a feckless knob

 

[buckeyemania11]

All these idiots comparing this to "tampering" or recruiting type violations are so fucking stupid and reaching so hard.

This affects what's happening on the field RIGHT NOW very directly. Tampering or a recruiting violation do not even remotely reach the same level of that.

 

[NFBuck]

He was just ahead of Penix, or tied with him, before the bye week.

 

[BB73]

If the B1G can only suspend the coaches for two games, I don’t believe there’s a requirement that those games be consecutive.

The B1G should suspend Harbaugh and the coordinators for the Penn State and Ohio State games, and the suspensions should be for the full game weeks, not just the day of the game.