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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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Dryden said:
Interesting. Because I had heard the inventor of all-22 had married his 22 daughters off to 11 Minnesota football players and 11 Iowa football players, and that was why his progeny contested for his pig, the Floyd of Rosedale.

It’s amazing how you learn on the Internet that some stories are complete pig shit.
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It'd sound more plausible if he wed his two daughters to the entire Minnesota football team.
 
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sg86 said:
It’s nothing. When all the venmo stuff from Stalions started coming out, some Michigan douchers started looking for venmo’s of low level OSU staffers and found a transaction where one OSU dude paid another OSU dude the night before the game. Could’ve easily been a dinner or drinks or whatever. They’re just desperate to deflect and deny. It’s sad but after 20 years of being irrelevant I can understand why they’re clinging to every last chance of hope.
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Dryden said:
This is interesting because the DFBIA has latched on to the idea that OSU putting their own low level staffer behind ND’s bench as evidence OSU has been doing the same thing.

Except he was reportedly (allegedly) there for the OSU game, so he would have been on the wrong fucking side of the stadium to steal NDs signs. And since Ohio State was the other participant in the game field level from OSUs coaches box would’ve been the best view for him. I mean he’s in the fucking stands on the other side of the stadium, how is he communicating to OSUs sideline before the play clock expires?

There are two far more likely possibilities: He was there to self-scout OSU sideline operations. Or, more probably, OSU had a whiff of Connor’s M.O. and he was strategically placed in a section where he could look around to try and find a “fan” at the ND game that just so happened to be filming Ohio St’s signal team and bench for four hours.
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it’s literally just a Venmo transaction between coworkers while they’re out of town. There’s no proof at all that he watched from the stands.
 
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Dryden said:
Interesting. Because I had heard the inventor of all-22 had married his 22 daughters off to 11 Minnesota football players and 11 Iowa football players, and that was why his progeny contested for his pig, the Floyd of Rosedale.

It’s amazing how you learn on the Internet that some stories are complete pig shit.
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Are we sure it's not baskin robbins
 
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sg86 said:
it’s literally just a Venmo transaction between coworkers while they’re out of town. There’s no proof at all that he watched from the stands.
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And even if he did attend the Ohio State vs Notre Dame game (I think there’s an Instagram post with a picture from the stands they’re pointing to), how could that possibly be a part of a sign stealing operation that was illegal? We’ve heard a billion times that it’s legal to steal signs in real time during the current game you’re playing in. So Ohio State’s master plan was to put a guy in the fucking stands behind the opposing bench because that somehow would make the process more efficient…

They’re getting REAL fucking dumb (and desperate) on this one.

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Jake said:
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"Who stands to gain?" - Vladimir Lenin
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No way he could afford those tickets on 50k/yr.
Why is a "recruiting coordinator" standing next to DC and OC?
Gerd's photos don't prove much on their own. But in context, they do prove it's institutional.
 
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Powair7s said:
What a moron. The pats were good before deflategate, UM was only good after they started scouting. Complete stupidity
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Agreed. If Purdue was doing it AND they had the success M*ch*gan has had, I'd absolutely care. If Alabama was doing it or Georgia or Clemson or Boise or Texas Tech or anyone - if anyone is doing it and we can all point to that as the reason for their success, I'd care. If anyone did it and they had the level of play that Purdue has had, he's right - I wouldn't care, because it'd show that they aren't doing anything effective.

His second statement ("If you didn't know a rule existed before the story, you can't be outraged by it") is the best. I mean, imagine that there's a rule that you can molest kids in a locker room at university facilities. No where else is it legal, but in a locker room at university facilities, it's allowed. You say that you didn't know that that was a rule? Well, you can't be outraged by that fact, now.
 
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Zurp said:
Agreed. If Purdue was doing it AND they had the success M*ch*gan has had, I'd absolutely care. If Alabama was doing it or Georgia or Clemson or Boise or Texas Tech or anyone - if anyone is doing it and we can all point to that as the reason for their success, I'd care. If anyone did it and they had the level of play that Purdue has had, he's right - I wouldn't care, because it'd show that they aren't doing anything effective.

His second statement ("If you didn't know a rule existed before the story, you can't be outraged by it") is the best. I mean, imagine that there's a rule that you can molest kids in a locker room at university facilities. No where else is it legal, but in a locker room at university facilities, it's allowed. You say that you didn't know that that was a rule? Well, you can't be outraged by that fact, now.
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We were up in arms about Boise St having blue turf. But actual cheating, yeah.....we'd be cool with it. What a fuck.
 
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