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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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I need some help here.

Isn't it against NCAA rules for an "analyst" to provide on field coaching to players during a game?

AND doesn't Porn Name Marine look like he is providing exactly that coaching in the 10TV clip that came out today? (The one where Porn points to the sky and the whole sideline follows)

And isn't SCUM already in trouble for a previous issue of analyst providing coaching?

Or did I just dream all this.
 
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I need some help here.

Isn't it against NCAA rules for an "analyst" to provide on field coaching to players during a game?

AND doesn't Porn Name Marine look like he is providing exactly that coaching in the 10TV clip that came out today? (The one where Porn points to the sky and the whole sideline follows)

And isn't SCUM already in trouble for a previous issue of analyst providing coaching?

Or did I just dream all this.

if it helps, keep in mind for part of that dream when the whole team on the sidelines is making the same signal to the defense...the head coach says he didn't know anything about any of it
 
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Yeah, and their OC was dismissed early this year for computer-related crimes. There's a lot of shady shit that has been swirling around that program that's adding more smoke to the fire.

Also, in the 7 prior seasons that Jesse Minter was DC, he allowed ~30 ppg, including 35.8 ppg at Vanderbilt in 2021. Now, a lot of those seasons were at shit schools, but needless to say, he wasn't some sort of up-and-coming defensive savant making waves.

Suddenly he goes to Michigan and is only allowing 16.1 ppg in '22, and 5.9 ppg so far in '23. For reference, the only other time when Jesse ran a defense that gave up less than 26.5 ppg was in 2012 at Indiana State.
 
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if it helps, keep in mind for part of that dream when the whole team on the sidelines is making the same signal to the defense...the head coach says he didn't know anything about any of it
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I don't have the stomach to go back and watch last year's game, but have any of you armchair QBs done that and found plays where their defense clearly knew what was coming? I looked back at how well we played against Georgia on offense and thought how on earth did we look that bad against tsun??
 
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I don't have the stomach to go back and watch last year's game, but have any of you armchair QBs done that and found plays where their defense clearly knew what was coming? I looked back at how well we played against Georgia on offense and thought how on earth did we look that bad against tsun??
Then only to watch TCU skull fuck ttun.

Like damn we suck that bad? When TCU threw down 51 that night I thought we were getting wrecked by UGA.

Nope, apparent Michigan would’ve beat UGA by 30 had they played.
 
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